As hwn most politely pointed out, I did in fact forget
to mention the infamous Esther Nairn line about getting
the cuffs off with her tongue. This is unacceptable, of
 course, so to ameliorate this lack... a filk.


Tongues 
(to the tune of the darling Jewel "Maybe if I had moved
 to East County instead of Pacific Beach, I wouldn't have
 had to live in my van" song Hands)


If I could tell the philes just one thing
It would be that I did see tongue. 
And not to THUD because THUDDING is wasteful
And overkill in times like these.
I could be made SWILSy--
I won't be a shipper in despair
I'll gather myself 'round my saint
For her tongue I do not fear.

CHORUS
Her tongue I saw! I know
Esther undid the cuffs
All on her own
Esther undid the cuffs
All on her own
And I will not forget it...

Memory stole my original thought
It didn't steal the moment
Esther Nairn undid the cuffs
And she was so hot ever after...
Scully fights, not out of spite
But Scully stands up for what's right--

Because where there is a PUNK caught by AI
There she will go searching...

Her tongue I saw! I know
Esther undid the cuffs
All on her own
Esther undid the cuffs
All on her own
And I will not forget it.

Cuz in the end... only Scully matters
In the end only Scully matters...
I will get down on my knees and I will Thud
I will get down on my knees and I will Pant
I will get down on my knees and I will Gasp

(CHORUS X2)
And we will not forget it--

We are OBSSE
(N)SWILSy
Spoiler sluts
We are BASV
Shippergirls
We are Noromos
We are Fencesitters
We are Scullyists....

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