Scully
(aka 'Summoned to the Gunmen's)

to the tune of "Stranded at the Drive-In" from "Grease")

Summoned to the Gunmen’s,
Pushed in a chair,
Held down so tight...
Lost all my hair!

Scully,
Can’t you see,
They used a flowbee.
My hair is dead, none on my head,
There’s nothin’ left to see.
Stop and stare - it’s hedgehog hair -
I know you’ll wonder why-y-y
Oh why it’s so twee**,
Oh Scully

Oh Scully, baby, look at me,
I know you are in pain.
But somehow, someway, my hair will grow again.
I’ll even grow some sideburns
Like Me-men-to Mori,
Oh please, please believe,
Oh Scully

Scully my darlin’,
Your hair looks real good. You know it’s true.
And baby, you gotta believe me when I say,
I can’t live up to you.

Your hair’s so fine, but look at mine,
I sit and wonder why-y-y
They did this to me,
Oh Scully

Scully, Scully, why-y-y, oh Scully!

**Some dictionaries do recognise this as a word. Honest.
talking over the groans - I'm sorry, okay? But I deserve
at least a C for effort. :) Author: Skullhead

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