Gotta Be Fro 
(to the tune of Staying Alive by none other than
the greatest Boy band in existence...
even better than Hanson...The BeeGees)
perverted by Reade


Well you can tell by the way he uses his walk,
He's the Gunmen Man; no time to talk.
Leather gloves and Alpaca clad,
He's been hacking puters, since he was a lad.

chorus:

And now it's all right, it's okay
And you might look the other way
They find it hard to grasp it tho,
Frohike's effect on the FLO
Whether you're a  Mulderist or whether you're a Bothist
You're missin' the boat, missin' the boat
See the Philes quakin' and all their  heads a shakin'
They're missin' the boat,  missin' the boat
YUM YUM YUM YUM Gotta be Fro, gotta be Fro 
Yum, yum yum yum Gotta be Fro, oh oh oh oh oh

Well now I could have Byers or maybe Langly
But I don't want either, oh why can't you see...
I don't need Mulder, give me the guy in the tasty vest
The macho man,  the one with the hairy chest

chorus:
You know it's ok, it's alright
With our help they'll see the light...
..

Mulder's goin' nowhere
Somebody help them
Somebody help them, yeah
Mulder's goin' nowhere
Somebody help them, yeah
Gotta be Fro

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