For those of you who may not be familiar with the song, Scully's supposed to sing lines marked with "*" and Mulder sings the others except where otherwise noted as "both" or "all," which means everyone else in the ep.

Bryn

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"Fungal Trips"
from "Summer Nights," the movie _Grease_

*	Went spelunking, checked out a cave
	At Brown Mountain, felt kinda brave
*	Saw some bones, strangely defleshed
	Guy and girl, no longer dressed
(both)	Nature's strange, even deranged, just look at those fungal trips

(all)	Mind the spores, mind the spores
	Was it ritual kill?
	Mind the spores, mind the spores
	Or E.T. on the hill?

*	Mulder told me he's never wrong
	Scully gave me the old dance and song
*	Learned the sludge was digestive goo
	Met Wallace, learned what he'd been through
	What the heck? Hey, check her neck and oh! oh those fungal trips

(all)	Mind the spores, mind the spores
	Are you sure that makes sense?
	Mind the spores, mind the spores
	Where's your hard evidence?

*	Went to Mulder's, saw his new gray
	Got the truth, and that made my day
*	Felt my work wasn't much use
	Things turned gooey; was a screw loose?
(both)	Abductees convert Scully thanks to oh! those fungal trips

(all)	Mind the spores, mind the spores
	You think decoys sound right?
	Mind the spores, mind the spores
	Where's that science tonight?

*	In the field found Mulder's remains
*	But the bones lacked secretion strains
*	Dental match; then came the tears
*	Doctor was sure; confirmed all my fears
*	Not resolved -- partner dissolved? man oh man! those fungal trips

(all)	Mind the spores, mind the spores
	Agent, be logical
	Mind the spores, mind the spores
	Must suspect this is bull

	Scully said we're still in the ground
*	Thought my theory was really quite sound
	Then I fired 3 shots at my boss
*	Oozing goo -- I am at a loss
(both)	Yep that hurt, pulled from the dirt...bu-ut...no more fungal trips!

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