And now for something completely different...

Another Gilbert and Sullivan filk that fell out 
of my "drafts" folder. Has to do with "Patience". 
Sung to the tune of "Three Little Maids From School".

TWO AGENTS FROM THE FBI

SCULLY AND DOGGETT
Two agents from the FBI
One believes, and one denies.
A man who like a bat can fly
We're from the FBI!

SCULLY
That detective is a sexist louse.
The minute I walked up to the house ---

DOGGETT
-- you're missing a button on your blouse --
    
SCULLY
No, my blouses come that way.

DOGGETT
Oh.
    
SCULLY AND DOGGETT
Two agents on an investigation
A case of death by mutilation
Why all this local consternation?
We're from the FBI!
We're from the F...BI!

SCULLY
I may have lost my fashion sense.

DOGGETT
I may be just a wee bit dense.    
                                                                          
SCULLY AND DOGGETT
But there's no need to be quite so tense
'Cause we're from the FBI!
We're from the F...BI!

	

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