[ed. note -- there was this thread on OBSSE about 
CSM being Willy Wonka.  Anyway....]

In the spirit of CSM is Willy Wonka (sung to the tune
of The Candy Man--

Who can take a sister
Kidnap her by night
Perform unspeakable tests
Then lose her to the Starlight

The Smoking Man can
The Smoking Man can

Who can take Fox Mulder
Mess his head up right
Kill his own son
Then leave his wife a few bricks light

The Smoking Man
The Smoking Man can

CSM makes
Everything he fakes
Unsatisfying and suspicious
Makes nightmares of your childhood wishes
And listens in through satellite dishes

Who conspired with Fowley
That twin-torpedoed skag
And killed her in the end
Because she wasn't all that bad (NOT!)

The Smoking Man
The Smoking Man

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