"Here comes Smoking Man"
("Here comes Santy Claus" also by Gene Autry)

Here Comes Smoking Man,
Here Comes Smoking Man,
Right down Conspiracy Lane.
He's a nasty...
Alien Virus..
...Ready to wipe us out.
Smoke is billowing,
Bees are Following,
All is Dreary & Blight.
So load your Sig Saurs
AND SAY YER PRAYERS!!
Cuz Smoking Man comes tonight!

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