[ed. note-- we don't know why you'd know this tune, but just in case....]

"Bad Dog"
formerly "MMMBop" by Hanson

Moral of story: don't taunt caged pets
How'd it escape? Lock seems fine
Scully's punning partner's placing bets
That this dog is not just a rare canine
Just a rare canine

Cryptozooboy makes some more demands
Look for a human, that's Mulder's plan
Goes to friend Karin because, well, he can
That woman trickster's his big fan
That woman trickster's his big fan

(chorus 1)
Bad dog; the agents talk
Does Mulder mean covering
Up crime scenes? Scully gets a
Biscuit
Bad dog; it kills some more
Hey look there! I think it's gore
Guess that dog's a carnivore
And how

Look there's tracks! (oh dear God my mind is numb)
Could it be a prehensile thumb?
And Scully is looking rather glum
Is Fox Mulder just plain dumb?
Is Fox Mulder just plain dumb?

(chorus 2)
Bad dog, with glowing eyes
Great nightlife for Dr. D
Yessirree, he's killed a lot
Of folks
Bad dog, it always growls
It's scary...well maybe not
The morph thing is cool enough
I think

Find the bad dog real soon. Find the bad dog please oh please.
Find the bad dog real soon. Find the bad dog please oh please.
There's another act? Geez. I'm on my knees.

(chorus 3)
Bad dog! The tranqs don't work
And Ian...hmmm, he's a jerk
Protecting his doggie space
Is he
Bad dog! The vet is dead
And here comes our fav'rite fed
Watch Scully check out his pulse
And sigh

Can you tell me...why doctor sent himself o'er sea?
Can you tell me...why the victims didn't flee?
Can you tell me...if our Saintly Scully is full of jealousy?
Can you tell me...an impalement SRE?
Can you tell me...if the season's gonna be angst-free?!


Author: Bryn

| Back to Filks |