My hell/schoolbasement comspiracy

Hell is in my school. I go to an alterve school for adults and the bulding is shared by severeal organazations: A daycare, wave2000, a church, hell, a dog obediance class. Why hell? becase my spy has reported to me that the basement is filled with odd tourtoure devices and strange noises, also I'm noticed they janitors go down there alot, they must be demons.Also the basement windows have odd gratings over them, as do all entreaces to hell.