My baby/invincibility conspiracy

I was watching telivison today and noticed that babys never die, they can drown, be trapeled by a horse or dropped of a building and never even get an injury.This is unfair, I say we pray to god and demand that he make adults as bouncy an injury proof as babys, or else we'll all become buddists(not that theres anything wrowng with buddists)I'v heard that a baby can fall off a 5 story window onto concrete and not get hurt.The only time I'v seen anything close to that was some druggie on cops who jumped off the 5th floor and ran a block before collapsing. We all must work together if god is to meet our demands.