Billy Graham story:

I think I was about 15 at the time. There was this Billy Graham thing at
the metro dome (BillysG's a Rev. I think) that was free.  My friends and I
(Pipkin and jackie. I'm no longer friends with jackie, she's got this
inbred looking fiancee and a ring of fat around her neck, Neither is
Pipkin.) thought it would be funny to go to it. Some other people at school
thought it would be amusing to moon BillyG.
So we got jackies mother to drop us off at the dome. There were all these
people walking around outside and watching a big screen image of BillyG.
The people told us it was full so we had to watch outside. After walking
around and getting a few religious pamphlets we decided to go into the
bathroom so we could go into full mansonite mode ( I'm not like that
anymore), Me and jackie already had our "Beware of god" shirts, that looked
like beware of dog signs, on. We stood in front of the mirror putting on
whiteface and rennisance-fair horns.
When we finished and walked out, two police grabbed me and jackie by the
arms. They told us we were being kicked off the metro dome property because
we were upsetting people and that people wanted to kill us (that's really
following the commandments, isn't it). So they had us by the arms until we
convinced them to let go, Then the followed us across the street and told
us to stay off the private metro dome property.
We then wandered aimlessly around minneapolis screaming various anti xtian
chants (they did want to kill us after all). At one point we were talking
to some guys that were leaving the Billy G show and having a polite debate
over the existence of god (Or something like that, it was awhile ago), and
drew an audience. Later we were going around saying we had been preaching
the word of satan to them.