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"Don't do drugs, don't have unprotected sex, don't be violent. Leave that to me."

"Some asshole kept throwing oranges and other fruit at me while I was on stage. Fucker had an arm like a major league pitcher..."

"Never take ecstasy, beer, baccardi, weed, pepto bismol, vivarin, tums, tagamet hb, xanax, and valium in the same day. It makes it difficult to sleep at night."

"Slim Shady is just the evil thoughts that come into my head. Things I shouldn't be thinking about. Not to be gimmicky, but people should be able to determine when I'm serious and when I'm fuckin around. That's why a lot of my songs are funny. I got a warped sense of humor I guess."

"I do promote violence and I don't give a fuck."

"I don't like rap anyways, I'm just trying to get my porno career started."

"Unless you want to fuck me, why do you care what I look like?"

"To all the people who never gave love, and continue to deny me 'cuz of what I look like: suck my dick you fucks! ! !"