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Canadian Politics

V8 Juice & Canadian Unity
Who knew the secret to Canadian unity lay in French-only V8 Juice ads?

Art

Chicken Art & Canadian Politics
When Rob Thompson caged two people to protest the plight of commercially grown chickens, he was merely following a great Canadian political tradition.

Web Items

Teaching The Web To Think
With the help of surfers everywhere, the Mindpixel Corpus group hopes to create an online consciousness.

Culture & Traditions

Mummers And Pagans And Wrens, Oh My!
A history of the mummering tradition and why it's better than plunging into a frozen canal.

Author Interview

In The Foxhole With Maeve
An interview with internationally acclaimed author Maeve Binchy in which she discovers the secret numerology of Tara Road.

Business & Information Articles

Wipe That Smile Off Your Face
Marketing research is an honourable profession — maybe. But when your product is toilet paper ... ?

Where Have All The Toasters Gone?
Being a student is tough; but being a student and trying to decide which bank has the best Student Account is almost impossible.

Previous Profiles:

America's Coffee Lady
Virginia Christine
(March 5, 1920 - July 24, 1996)

If you had your choice, who would you most like to wake up beside in the morning?
We'll start with you, sir, in the back.
"Kim Bassinger!"
Ah, yes. An excellent choice. And you, ma'am?
"Tom Cruise!"
We're certainly a hot crowd today, aren't we? Any more suggestions?
"Michelle Pfeiffer!"
"Gabriel Byrne!"
"Roger Rabbit!"
Roger Rabbit!? ... now wait a minute.
"Pee Wee Herman!"
"Miss Piggy!"
Enough already! We're all entitled to our preferences, but really. Some of you should think about professional help.
As for me, I like waking up to a pleasant, smiling face and a good cup of coffee. Which makes my candidate for the perfect "morning-mate" obvious: Virginia Christine.
That's "Mrs. Olson" to the rest of you.Always smiling, always ready to listen to other people's problems, and always ready with a hot cup of Folger's coffee, Mrs. Olson was a friendly face in commercials for years.
She was born Virginia Kraft, taking the last name "Christine" for her stage, movie and TV appearances. Never one of the better-known actresses, she nevertheless made a good career for herself starring as the heroine in The Mummy's Curse (1945) and in four Stanley Kramer films.
But it is as Mrs. Olson that she has established her place in the North American psyche.
As Mrs. Olson she comforted slightly overwrought young couples by offering them Folgers Mountain Grown coffee.
So how surprised are we to find that her home town of Stanton, Iowa, has a 120' coffee pot?
Stanton is a centre of Swedish culture rich in old traditions such as the Santa Lucia Festival, held on the Saturday nearest December 13, which ushers in the Christmas season. One of the highlights is crowning a young woman with candles as "Queen of the Light."
Another popular tradition occurs on the last evening of April, during which a group of men go from corner to corner singing "Skona Maj" ("Beautiful May"), and accepting invitations for a cup of coffee by the residents.
The 120' coffee pot is the town's water tower painted to look like a Swedish coffee pot. A handle, spout and lid have been added to complete the effect. It has a capacity of 640,000 cups. In 2000, the city added a 90' Teacup water tower.