Give away something other than candy. (Toothpicks, golf balls, bags of sand, or those old clothes you've been meaning to give to the Salvation Army, etc.)
Wait behind the door until some people come. When they get
near the door, jump out, wearing a costume, and holding a bag,
and yell, "Trick or Treat!" Look at them, scratch your head,
and act confused.
Fill a briefcase with marbles and crackers. Write on it, "Top
Secret" in big letters. When trick-or-treaters come, look
around suspiciously, say, "It's about time you got here," give
them the briefcase, and quickly shut the door.
Get about 30 people to wait in your living room. When
trick-or-treaters come to the door, say, "Come in." When they
do, have everyone yell, "Surprise!!!" Act like it's a surprise
party.
Get everyone who comes to the door to come in and see if they
can figure out what's wrong with your dishwasher. Insist that
it makes an unnatural "whirring" sound.
Hand them your child's school fund raiser ordering sheet and
insist that they buy their own candy.
After you give them candy, hand the trick-or-treaters a bill.
Open the door dressed as a giant fish. Immediately collapse,
and don't move or say anything until the trick-or-treaters go
away.
When you answer the door, hold up one candybar, throw it out
into the street, and yell, "Crawl for it!"
When you answer the door, look at the trick-or-treaters, act
shocked and scared, and start screaming your head off. Slam
the door and run around the house, screaming until they go away.
Hand out menus to the trick-or-treaters and let them order
their candy. Keep asking if anyone wants to see the wine list.
Get a catapult. Sit on your porch and catapult pumpkins at
anyone who comes within 50 yards of your house.
When people come to the door, jump out a nearby window,
crashing through the glass, and run as far away from your house
as you can.
Instead of candy, give away colored eggs. If anyone protests,
explain that the eggs are the only thing you had left over from
Easter.
Answer the door dressed as a dentist. Angrily give the
trick-or-treaters a two-hour lecture on tooth decay.
Answer the door with a mouthful of M & M's and several
half-eaten candy bars in your hands. Act surprised, and close
the door. Open it again in a few seconds, and insist that you
don't have any candy.
Go home giggling
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