Click to see the happy-face bounce!

I suppose you've all heard of those 'build-it-yourself' guides. But I bet you haven't heard of the latest addition. Click the cow for the ultimate 'Build Your Own Cow' guide! (Doesn't work with iexplorer)

If you would like a link to your site over here then email me. More COOL Sites! The World's Most Wanted Take the IQ Test Top 10 Stupidest Lists Collection If you would like a link to your site over here then email me.

Did you know rats could laugh? Learn more weird facts and quotes at this incredible site, which you can enter, by clicking on the baby with the hammer.

Laws For Animated Cartoons

• "I KNOW this defies the law of gravity, but, you see, I never studied law!"
  -Bugs Bunny, High Diving Hare (1949)

• ANY BODY SUSPENDED IN SPACE WILL REMAIN SUSPENDED IN SPACE UNTIL MADE AWARE OF ITS SITUATION.
  Daffy Duck steps off a cliff, expecting further pastureland. He loiters flippantly until he chances to look down. At this point the familiar principle of 32 feet per second takes precedence.

• ANY BODY IN MOTION WILL TEND TO REMAIN IN MOTION UNTIL SOLID MATTER INTERVENES SUDDENLY.
  Whether shot from a cannon or in hot pursuit on foot, cartoon characters are so absolute in their momentum that only a telephone pole or an outsize boulder retards their foward motion absolutley.

• THE TIME REQUIRED FOR AN OBJECT TO FALL 20 STORIES IS GREATER THAN OR EQUAL TO THE TIME IT TAKES FOR WHOEVER KNOCKED IT OFF THE LEDGE TO SPIRAL DOWN 20 FLIGHTS OF STAIRS TO ATTEMPT TO CAPTURE IT UNBROKEN.
  Such an object is inevitably priceless; the attempt to catch it, inevitably unsuccessful.

• AS SPEED INCREASES OBJECTS CAN BE SEEN IN SEVERAL DIFFERENT PLACES AT ONCE.
  This is particularly true in tooth-and-claw fights, in which a character's head may be seen emerging from a cloud of altercation at several places simultaneously. This effect is common as well among bodies that are spinning or being throttled, and simulates our own vision's trailing retention of images. A "wacky" character has the option of self-replication only at maniac-high speeds and may richocet off the walls to achieve the velocity required for self-mass-liberation.

• ANY VIOLENT REARRANGEMENT OF FELINE MATTER IS NOT PERMANENT.
  Cartoon cats possess more deaths than even the traditional nine lives afford. They can be sliced, splayed or disassembled, but they cannot be destroyed. After a few moments of blinking self-pity, they reinflate, elongate, snap back or solidify.

Downloads

What's so funny? Computers are human too.	If you have a liking for frogs then I suggest you don't download this. Frog in Blender
Does someone else use your PC besides you? Do you want some text or some notes to be read only by your eyes? Do you want to keep a personal diary without a fear of its contents being read by anyone else? If so then download this amazing, practical and easy-to-use text-encrypter.	This program will make your mouse cursor lose its mind! A good thing to load on a friend's computer.

The Novelty Toybox

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In the image on the left, can any of you figure out where the highest point is? Amazingly, for every point in the image, you'll find one higher.

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

Is the reason God created man before woman simply because you always create a draft before the final masterpiece? nooooo!

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