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TOP TEN TOP TEN WAYS THE POST OFFICE WILL SPEND THE EXTRA MONEY FROM THE RATE HIKE
- #10 HIRE CONSULTANTS TO PLAN THE NEXT RATE HIKE
- #9 STATE OF THE ART TECHNOLOGY THAT LOSES OR DESTROYS YOUR MAIL IN A FRACTION OF THE TIME
- #8 STAMPS THE SIZE OF DOORMATS
- #7 SCRATCH 'N' SNIFF WANTED POSTERS
- #6 FACE LIFT FOR MR. ZIPP
- #5 MAIL TRUCKS ALL GET MUSICAL HORNS THAT PLAY LA-CUCARACHA
- #4 SPECIAL STAMP GLUE THAT GIVES YOU A THREE HOUR BUZZ
- #3 LOBBY TO PUT A MAILMAN ON MT. RUSHMORE
- #2 PROZAC AND AMMO
- #1 BUY UPS AND GET THEM TO DELIVER EVERYTHING
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