"Actually, Scott, Clint, and I, we all play the guitar.
We are freaks on the guitar. As a matter of fact, I'm
the BEST guitar player!"
"Just give me the camera. Hand it over and nobody gets hurt."
"I rrrock! Am I cool? Cooler than him?"
"It's only in the other's eyes that we're famous and
we don't see ourselves as stars. Stars only come out
at night."
"My brother was supposed to help me back up, but instead
the moron dropped his microphone on my head." About Scott
from Moffatt Madness.
"Yeah baby!"
"You'll usually see Dave walking with the grandmas. That's
his speed."
"That's why we're so smart about sports!" Moffatt Madness
"We think our brother, Clint sings great country. He
sounds a lot like George Strait.... on helium!!"
"I think I like girl that have a good personality and if
they're a Dallas Cowboys fan, that's a bonus!"
"I am more intelectual than you, and I'm smarter....
cause I'm younger!" to Scott
"We were singing, but it wasn't on key." About when they
were younger.
"Well...if I have to."
"It's dead, it's dead, it's really really dead!"