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|It's too bad civil war uniform buttons weren't made of biodegradable material. If that were the case, fewer people would need to spend time with metal detectors.|
|I once heard a guy say, "Hey button your lip!". That was kinda dumb because lips don't have buttons.|
|If they can teach chimps to push buttons, why can't they get a guppy to clear a clogged drain?|
|I once tried to use buttons as currency at the grocery. I did not receive "Service with a Smile".|
|Some buttons, string and a hanger might be used to make a nice wind chime. But then again, I enjoy the sound of a spoon caught in the garbage disposal.||I'm not quite sure how I feel about people who whistle in public restrooms (not a button comment).|
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