function gene(form) {
day = new Date()
hr = day.getSeconds()
if (hr == ("1"))
tag=("hello")
if (hr == ("0"))
tag=("I will not waste chalk")
if (hr == ("1"))
tag=("I will not skateboard in the halls")
if (hr == ("2"))
tag=("I will not instigate revolution")
if (hr == ("3"))
tag=("I will not draw naked ladies in class")
if (hr == ("4"))
tag=("I did not see Elvis.")
if (hr == ("5"))
tag=("I will not call my teacher Hot Cakes.")
if (hr == ("6"))
tag=("They are laughing at me, not with me.")
if (hr == ("7"))
tag=("Tar is not a plaything")
if (hr == ("8"))
tag=("I will not Xerox my butt")
if (hr == ("9"))
tag=("I will not trade pants with others")
if (hr == ("10"))
tag=("I am not a 32 year old woman")
if (hr == ("11"))
tag=("I will not do that thing with my tongue")
if (hr == ("12"))
tag=("I will not drive the Principal's car")
if (hr == ("13"))
tag=("I will not pledge allegiance to Bart")
if (hr == ("14"))
tag=("I will not sell school property")
if (hr == ("15"))
tag=("I will not get very far with this attitude")
if (hr == ("16"))
tag=("I will not belch the national anthem")
if (hr == ("17"))
tag=("I will not do anything bad ever again.")
if (hr == ("18"))
tag=("I will not sleep throught my education")
if (hr == ("19"))
tag=("I am not a dentist")
if (hr == ("20"))
tag=("Spit wads are not free speech.")
if (hr == ("21"))
tag=("I will finish what I sta... ")
if (hr == ("22"))
tag=("Bart Bucks are not legal tender")
if (hr == ("23"))
tag=("I will not torment the emotionally frail.")
if (hr == ("24"))
tag=("I will not carve gods")
if (hr == ("25"))
tag=("I will not aim for the head")
if (hr == ("25"))
tag=("I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge")
if (hr == ("26"))
tag=("I will not conduct my own firedrills")
if (hr == ("27"))
tag=("I will not play spin the turtle")
if (hr == ("28"))
tag=("I will not fake seizures")
if (hr == ("29"))
tag=("My name is not Dr. Death")
if (hr == ("30"))
tag=("I will not defame New Orleans")
if (hr == ("31"))
tag=("I will not bury the new kid.")
if (hr == ("32"))
tag=("I will not teach others to fly")
if (hr == ("33"))
tag=("I will not bring sheep to class")
if (hr == ("34"))
tag=("I will not eat things for money")
if (hr == ("35"))
tag=("I will return the seeing eye dog")
if (hr == ("36"))
tag=("I will not yell, SHE'S DEAD, during roll call")
if (hr == ("37"))
tag=("No one is interested in my underpants")
if (hr == ("38"))
tag=("I will not sell miracle cures.")
if (hr == ("39"))
tag=("I do not have diplomatic immunity")
if (hr == ("40"))
tag=("I will not charge admission to the bathroom.")
if (hr == ("41"))
tag=("The cafeteria fryer is not a toy")
if (hr == ("42"))
tag=("My homework was not stolen by the one-armed man ")
if (hr == ("43"))
tag=("I will not go near the kindergarten turtle")
if (hr == ("44"))
tag=("I am not delightfully saucy")
if (hr == ("45"))
tag=("Organ transplants are best left to the professionals")
if (hr == ("46"))
tag=("The pledge of allegiance does not end with, HAIL SATAN!")
if (hr == ("47"))
tag=("There are plenty of businesses like show business")
if (hr == ("48"))
tag=("Five days is not too long to wait for a hand gun")
if (hr == ("49"))
tag=("I am not the reincarnation of Sammy Davis, Jr")
if (hr == ("50"))
tag=("I will not whittle hall passes out of soap")
if (hr == ("51"))
tag=("I will not hide the teacher's prozac")
if (hr == ("52"))
tag=("Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does")
if (hr == ("53"))
tag=("Next time it could be me on the scaffolding")
if (hr == ("54"))
tag=("I will not hang donuts on my person")
if (hr == ("55"))
tag=("I will not strut around like I own the place")
if (hr == ("56"))
tag=("I will not mock Mrs. Dumbface")
if (hr == ("57"))
tag=("I am not a lean mean spitting machine")
if (hr == ("58"))
tag=("I did not learn everything I needed to know in kindergarten")
if (hr == ("59"))
tag=("I will stop talking about the 12 inch pianist")
form.tagline.value=(tag)
}
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