Livie Sweeties

Concorde (Latin: "Together, heart.”)
Simply the best character in Holy Grail, Concorde is saddled with a slightly dense, altogether imprudent knight, though he takes it all in stride. Aside from "Is there someone else up there we can talk to," and "What a strange person," both delivered by fellow harem member, Sir Galahad, "Message for you, sir," is my favourite line from the movie.
"Actually, I’m not quite dead, sir."

Lieutenant Randall Disher (English: “Shield wolf”)
My mother (again, the same mother who never watches television), after trying for about a year, got me into Monk not long before I left for college. And it was the first weekend that I was here – the weekend USA ran the Monk Labor Day marathon – that I first felt the urge to glomp the poor, under appreciated Lt. Disher. If I’m not mistaken, it was in the middle of the episode where Stottlemeyer gets shot, where he's quite obviously emotionally distraught but still tries to do both his job and his partner's, that I first caught myself wanting to give him a hug, and it only gets worse with each episode I watch.
"Now I have to go back and arrest my girlfriend for conspiracy and attempted murder."

Sir Galahad...the Chaste (Arthurian Legend: “Son of Launcelot" Err...)
He's just adorable. Michael Palin, even at his raunchiest, makes you want to give him a great big hug. Galahad, this character who wants to be a hero and who wants to have control of the situation but is repetitively denied these wishes and remains so serious in the face of utter absurdities, makes even a hardened cynic such as myself go "Awww!"
"Is there someone else up there we can talk to?"

Lt. James Gordon (Hebrew: “The supplanter”)
There were plenty of fantastic actors in Batman Begins, and all of them gave amazing performances. And there were several very attractive actors who gave very tasty performances. But the actor who stole the show for me was Gary Oldman. I have never before been a Batman fan, and I’ve certainly never been a Commissioner Gordon fan, but there was something very endearing about the character in Batman Begins. I’m sure a lot of that has to do with Oldman’s being adorable (at least in this movie... I would hardly call Dracula “adorable”), but that’s not all. Probably it was the brief shot we got of him at home that did it for me – he became a real person with real concerns, and not just a largely uninteresting police officer. And my gods do I want to feed him something; he’s just so scrawny!
"I couldn’t find any crime bosses."

Jacob Grimm (Hebrew: “Held by the heel”)
What an adorable little sweetheart, no? It’s rare that it is the same character in a buddy/brother pair that is both the most naively reckless and the would-be scholar, but such an unexpected combination of personality traits is surprisingly realistic and very attractive. When so many movies are filled with cookie-cutter characters with cut-and-paste character traits, even a little deviation stands out enough to catch my eye. Likely the only reason that Jake isn’t in the harem proper is that his brother caught my eye just a little bit more effectively, and he was robbed of my attention. But I’m sure he didn’t miss it much with my roommate concentrating so intently on him...
"I can’t hold me ale!"

Sydney Lotterby (English: “From Sidon”)
A keeper at the zoo in Fierce Creatures, Lotterby is insanely devoted to his animals. He's also a schemer, and the porcupine costume was very cute. Plus, he looks like a chipmonk (no offense meant, Mr. Lindsay. You don't usually look like a rodent. And I'm rather fond of the little critters, myself ^_^)
"What would you be saying if it went over there, jumped into that pram? What would you be saying to the child's mother now?"

Dr. Henry “Beast” McCoy (Teutonic: “Home ruler”)
Beast was my favourite from way back, proving that even when I didn’t know how to even say “paradox,” “irony,” or “dichotomy,” I was a sucker for them. My interest in Beast was piqued again when I saw X-Men the first time and realized how upset I was that only one of my favourite characters was in the movie (Cyke was, Beast and Jubilee weren’t...I have since realized that Jubilee was kind of annoying). And then I waited patiently for five years (I saw X-Men on video – shame on me) for them to add him to the cast. Boy was I happy when they finally did. X3 may not have been the best movie in the trilogy, but I was completely oblivious to the problems as I drank in the big, blue beauty that is Hank McCoy. I’ve never read the comics, but, from my somewhat limited knowledge of the cartoons, Grammer’s Beast was spot on, aside from the fact that one or two of his lines kind of sucked. Of course, that’s the writers’ fault, not Grammer’s.
"Oh my stars and garters..."

Stu Miley (Anglo-Saxon: "A steward")
Cute, sweet, and artistic with a weird sense of humor and a tragic-ish past. I'm not hugely fond of his alter ego, but Stu had me by the heartstrings from his first shot, illustrating his repulsion to media hype.
"Excuse me, Kitty. I’ll be right back after I choke my monkey."

Arnold Judas Rimmer (Teutonic: “Strong as an eagle”)
You’ve gotta feel for this guy. He’s a complete failure, socially inept, and, to top off his utter lack of ANYTHING, he’s dead. The only woman he ever had a chance with is unable to stay with him, and his “friends” would far rather turn him off to bring back a pretty young female than give him the time of day. Granted, I wouldn’t be able to spend more than about a minute in the same room with the cocky biznatch, but I can pity him from a distance of a few millennia.
Ace Rimmer, on the other hand, can sod off.
"Love is a device invented by bank managers to make us overdrawn."

Mickey Smith (Hebrew: "Like the Lord")
Poor guy... No one treats him right, and he's always left out of the fun – even during the brief period when he was a proper companion, he managed to be shoved out of the way for most of the episodes. He's a sweet guy, inexplicably devoted, and (usually) far more understanding than most. And he may be the tin dog, but the tin dog can talk, reason, and analyze data, and he is extremely useful to have around, even if he's not 100% vital. I'm not going to lie – I would run off with The Doctor, too. But I would want Mickey to come with, and I would be much more appreciative of him.
"Surveillance... You ask me, that's just another way of saying 'Go sit at the back of the class with the safety scissors and glitter'."

Dr. Egon Spengler (Gaelic: "Young fighter.")
In typical Robin fashion, I've fallen for the mad scientist. Okay, not mad, but he's walking a thin line. According to the script, "Spengler is a real egghead, who single-handedly got Venkman through graduate school. Spengler is incredibly intelligent but amazingly dense at the same time." And Ramis described him as "a human computer -- someone who has no emotional life whatsoever, who only deals in facts an information -- a 'new wave' Mr. Spock." And on top of being a brilliant, generous, open-minded, eccentric scientist, he has a nice, dry sense of humour. It doesn't come out very often, but that only makes it all the more enjoyable when it does.
"Sorry, Venkman. I’m terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought."

Randall Taylor (English: “Shield wolf”)
I adored Randy when I was little, like every other fourth grade girl in America, simply because it was JTT. And, also like every other fourth grade girl in America, I dropped him like a sack of bricks when he became old news. So imagine my surprise when I randomly started watching Home Improvement reruns a couple of months ago and realized just how cute Randy really was. I mean, come on. He’s a petite, humanitarian smart alec. So basically a live action Tino Tonitini.
"Well, Cousin Randy would love to, but unfortunately I've got to spend a couple hours with Uncle Chemistry and Aunt Algebra."

Peregrin Took ( Latin: “Wanderer”)
What an adorable little ding-a-ling, no? I finally managed to see Fellowship in its entirety, and though it would not have surprised me to come away with either Boromir or Samwise in my harem, it is clear which character grabbed me in the end – the cute, stupid one with the Idle-esque features and Scottish accent. Mmm...positively delicious little guy, Pippin. I want to poke him on the nose and ruffle his hair. And then tie him to a chair so he’ll stop being such a menace ^_^
"Don’t talk to it, Merry. Don’t encourage it."