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Cabbage Patch Kid
Plush Cabbage Patch Kids
  • Available in 3 races!
  • 6 Colors of Hair to Choose From!
  • 6 Different Eye Colors to Choose From!
  • Won't Tell On You For Touching It's Private Parts!
  • Doll's All Come With 3 Sets of Clothing!
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    Barbie Doll
    2004 Mattel® Holiday Barbie Doll
  • Exclusive Holiday Edition!
  • 100% Plastic Body for Easy Fluid Cleanup!
  • DD Bust Size!
  • Doesn't Require Any Gifts, EVER!
  • NOTE:  Ken Doll, NOT Included!
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    Cartman Plush
    Comedy Central's Cartman From South Park
  • Soft, Plush, Motherfucker!
  • Free Cheesy Poof Coupon Included!
  • Swears Like A Sailor!
  • Requires 2 AA Batteries,
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    Veronica Doll
    Ultra Realistic Inflatable Lover!
  • DSL's
  • No Need For Any Sweet Talk!
  • No Condoms Needed!
  • Won't Make Fun Of Your Stamina!
  • Adjustable Holes!
  • Comes With Pump!
  • WARNING: Lube Required!
  • Easy To Hide From Visitors!
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