Shewolf Is Wondering?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
Who was the first person to say "See that chicken there....I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt."
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game," when we are already there?
Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he can't wait to stick his head out the window into the wind?
Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??

Why do you need an appointment to see a psychic...shouldn't they already know you're coming?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why donít you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?

Why is it that bullets ricochet off of Supermanís chest, but he ducks when the gun is thrown at him?
How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
If a pig is sold to the pawn shop, is it considered a ham-hock?

If a turtle lost his shell, is he homeless or naked?

How do you throw away a garbage can?
If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?


Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
A stitch in time saves nine. Nine what?

If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
Do fat people go skinny-dipping or do they call it fat-dipping?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Do hummingbirds hum because they donít know the words?

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap,why didn't he just buy dinner?
Do people in Australia call the rest of the world 'up over'?

What do you call a bedroom with no bed in it?
When they asked George Washington for his ID, did he just whip out a quarter?

Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?
Does a man-eating shark eat women, too?

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
How come wrong numbers are never busy?

How do you know when you've run out of invisible ink?
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time it was to set it to?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

When cows laugh, does milk come out of their noses?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

How can a stupid person be a smart-ass?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

Why are they called "stands" when theyíre made for sitting?
What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?