The Official Girlfriend Webpage

 

Screaming Girlfriends

Real Ultimate Power

 

Hi, this site is all about girlfriends, REAL Girlfriends.  This site is awesome.    My name is Bill and I can't stop thinking about girlfriends.  Girlfriends are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

 

Facts:

 

1.    Girlfriends are mammals, and sometimes demons.

2.    Girlfriends take your money ALL the time.

3.    The purpose of a Girlfriend is to take your money and make you frustrated.

 

 

Weapons and gear:

 

  

Your money                             Sexy Outfits  

 

 

Shoes

 

 

Testimonial:



Girlfriends can use your money to buy anything they want! They make you poor ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. Girlfriends are so crazy and awesome that it's rediculous ALL the time. I heard that there was this couple eating in a diner. And when some dude asked his girlfriend to split the bill the girlfriend flipped out and bought everything on the menu. My friend John said that he saw his girlfriend totally take out her boyfriends wallet and pay for 30 pairs of shoes just because he said she looked fat in her dress.

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

If you don't believe that girlfriends have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or one will come up, ask you out, then complain about things!!!  It's an easy choice, if you ask me.  

 

Girlfriends shop soooooooo much that I want to crap my pants.  I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart.  These girls are total spendaholics and that's a fact.  Girlfriends are smart, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start getting paid again next week. I love girlfriends with all of my body (especially my pee pee).

 

 

Q and A:.

 

 

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about girlfriends?

A: Girlfriends are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they take all your money, but on the other hand, they never spend their own.

 

Q: I heard that girlfriends are never friendly and never nag or yell.  What's their problem?

A: Whoever told you that is a total liar.  Just like other mammals or demons, Girlfriends can be friendly or complete bitches

 

Q: What do Girlfriends do when they're not spending all your money or having their period?
A: Most of their free time is spent scouting for shoes so you can buy them next time you are out.  (Ask John if you don't believe me.)

 

 

This is a picture of my best friend Rick showing off..

He's a lot older than me and has girlfriends whenever he wants,

which is bragable.

 

 

 

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