The Official Girlfriend Webpage
Real Ultimate Power
Hi, this site is all about girlfriends, REAL Girlfriends. This site is awesome. My name is Bill and I can't stop thinking about girlfriends. Girlfriends are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.
1. Girlfriends are mammals, and sometimes demons.
2. Girlfriends take your money ALL the time.
The purpose of a Girlfriend is to take your money and make you frustrated.
Weapons and gear:
Your money Sexy Outfits
And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you don't believe that girlfriends have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or one will come up, ask you out, then complain about things!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.
Girlfriends shop soooooooo much that I
want to crap my pants. I can't believe it
sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These girls are total spendaholics and that's a fact.
Girlfriends are smart, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start getting paid again next
week. I love girlfriends with all of my body (especially my pee pee).
Q and A:.
Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about girlfriends?
A: Girlfriends are the ultimate
paradox. On the one hand they take all your money, but on
the other hand, they never spend their own.
Q: I heard that girlfriends are never friendly and never nag or yell. What's their problem?
Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other mammals or demons,
Girlfriends can be friendly or complete bitches
What do Girlfriends do when they're not spending all your money or having their period?
A: Most of their free time is spent scouting for shoes so you can buy them next time you are out. (Ask John if you don't believe me.)
This is a picture of my best friend Rick showing off..
He's a lot older than me and has girlfriends whenever he wants,
which is bragable.
Based, of course, on THE OFFICIAL NINJA WEBPAGE.
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