La Résistance La Résistance

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In a federation filled with American's which is stated to be wrong... There needs to be some fresh blood in there from a superior race... That race is the country of France!!  Yes we all know that France are the best at everything... Including wrestling as there has been many legends but one thing is for sure that ECW will never be the same again as Rene Dupree and Sylvan Grenier kick major ass and make sure that America will be scared forever!

Time: 7:30 pm
Location: Downtown

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The scene opens up at the same hotel that the ECW showed a few hours ago and it was the hotel where La Resistance where staying over for there stay The cameras shows the hotel and it has the French flag on the outside of the hotel of the building and the doors from the entrance then swung open and out from the hotel is Sylvan Grenier and Rene Dupree who get straight into a taxi and it drives off and the cameras follow the taxi where ever it is going. The cameras get inside of the taxi and it picks up a conversation between the two French men as they are on their travels somewhere.

 'Doué' Rene Dupree - we only have a few hours left here we have to do that press conference then we have to return back to ECW and back to the arena. Then we have to do some promo there don't we Sylvan? 

'Magnifique' Sylvan Grenier - Yeah I know how you feel it is quite depressing knowing we have to go back to ECW  after this great stay here in this hotel. Yeah I think you are right we have to do a arena promo when we get back to ECW later tonight but we shall do the promo tomorrow though before the actual event which is all right I suppose. As we haven't actually done one yet have so we should really get one done actually because we need to talk about a few things to them idiots we call a crowd in America. 

 'Doué' Rene Dupree - Yeah they think they are a crowd no way that French crowd earlier was just amazing a standing ovation for us how good was that. You don't get that kind of respect in American only here in France were we are truly respected by our adoring fans. Unlike those ungrateful people in America who boo us every time they see us but who cares about those ignorant Americans they don't know what respect is they need to learn how to respect us. I mean we are guests after all in there country so I think they should at least respect us for being visitors in there country I think if they came here we would you know in America you cant get any good food either. Its all junk food its all just crap that is why they are all fat over there. 

'Magnifique' Sylvan Grenier - Yeah they show absolute no respect for us and we are visitors in there country I mean if they came here before the war we would of treated them with dignity and respect. Now after the war it would be a different story as know one would even talk to them I doubt I mean all us French people would just ignore them I think anyway. I know you what you mean about the food situation as well though man. I mean come on they don't even sell frogs legs do they. The best meal in the world is frogs legs and they don't even sell it in America now that is a disgrace we should talk to Mr. Bush about that shouldn't we. 

 'Doué' Rene Dupree - Yeah we should and frogs legs are the best meal in the world you are right there without that meal food is not worth eating. But you know what else they have missed out as well and that is the best snack in the world that is snails they don't even have snails in America. So they think we are French we like French fries what is up with that man. I like some snails for snack not some dirty fatty greasy French fries I mean they are fatty foods. Least snails and frogs legs are good for you and they don't even sell them in America. 

'Magnifique' Sylvan Grenier - That about sums it up then they only sell fatty foods they wouldn't dare selling you something that was good for you they would not dream of doing that would they now. Of course that is why they are all so fat and have to order clothes size extra, extra, extra large so that they fit them. But in France we all have good balanced diets with water and nice food which is good for you makes you healthy. But in America it is like burger, chips, hotdogs, fizzy drinks, ice cream, donuts and just foods what are fatty really. Anything which that is a fatty food Americans like but if you gave them a salad say then they would not eat it as they would say it is rabbit food.

 'Doué' Rene Dupree - Yeah that is very true man see them Americans don't do nothing but eat fatty foods and well that is just not good for you're heart. You know America is a disgrace you know with all the druggies there and all the other bad people in the world. They even think swearing is good they think that swearing is something you can do when you like whenever you like in front of when ever you like. It is like rap they think that rapping and crappie is good when it is not good at all because you know that it is rubbish and it is just swearing. Then there is like heavy metal music which makes kids want to kill themselves like Marilyn Manson and Slipknot. 

'Magnifique' Sylvan Grenier - Yeah that is the music that is like slit your wrists music and all they do is cream all the time and shout screaming like DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE. They scream like HELL RULES HELL RULES HELL RULES HELL RULES HELL RULES. Things like that so that makes children even more depressed then they all ready are I mean there lives are already hell and these people like Slipknot and Manson makes it even worse for them. Imagine listening to that music it would make you want to slit you're wrists and just end it all and kill yourself. You would want to die and think of hell after hearing music like that but Americans like it I am not sure how because all it is, is screaming not musical at all but they wouldn't know what music is the teenage girls listen to Christina Aguilera. 

 'Doué' Rene Dupree - Yeah listening to that crap like Manson would make you want to end it kill yourself just end your life so I suppose that is why there are so many suicides in America by young teenagers. The musical people like Manson and Slipknot think they are good role models for these young children but they are nothing but bad idols who cant sing. These rap stars as well if someone listened to that after listening to it they would then probably go out buy a gun then go down some local store rob the shop and kill the man in there. Then with the money just buy drugs as the rap music influences kids to do that it should be banned. That is why France is so much better as we don't have any of that crap there in France that is why the children there are pleasant unlike the ones in America. 

'Magnifique' Sylvan Grenier - Well man we are here for the press conference then we shall have to go back to ECW which is just not good is it man....We face the Rockers and I think we should teach Marty Jannetty and Shawn Michaels that Rock music is wrong and they should not be teaching Kids that killing themselves is an option!

 'Doué' Rene Dupree - No its not that is just not fair man we have to go back to stinking America to see all those ignorant Americans in there crappy country.

'Magnifique' Sylvan Grenier - Yeah anyway man we have to go now they are expecting us I assume lets go thanks for the ride by the way. 

 'Doué' Rene Dupree - Yeah thanks for the ride lets go Sylvan time for the press conference with the ECW media. 

The taxi stops outside a big building a press office and the two of them get out and thank the drive once again as the taxi drives off down the road. The two men walk into the building as t he scene opens up somewhere else. The cameras then switch to a room where many men and women are sitting around waiting for La Resistance to arrive. Then the door of the room opens and in comes the two of them and they come in as the people in there clap they smile. The two of them sit down at a table in front of the press people as they have a microphone next to their mouth. They then start the press conference with the French media for the papers in France tomorrow perhaps.

 'Doué' Rene Dupree - Hello ladies and gentlemen nice to meet you all today feel free to ask us some questions you can ask us both the same questions or different ones. Not forgetting two things we done have all that long as we have to get back to ECW for Living Dangerously where we will kill The Rockers for them making young kids feel like they should be killing each other. Secondly it has to be done in English as we are showing it for America so some French is allowed but not a lot. Ok lets start now one at a time though please. 

'Interviewer' David - Err I am asking this question to the both of you what have you missed most about France while being in America that is to Sylvan first? 

'Magnifique' Sylvan Grenier - Well I have to say that I have missed the French people the most I mean those Americans are rude. They don't treat us with respect they treat us like dirt but you guys treat us well and if you saw those fans earlier they all cheered for us and well that was a show of respect. A standing ovation from them it was good and well we don't get nothing like that from the Americans all they give us is booing and that is it. They boo us every time they see us not sure why thought we haven't done anything to them really. Yeah the people here in France is the thing I miss the most whilst I am in American not sure about Rene though. 

 'Doué' Rene Dupree - I agree with Sylvan in a way as the people here are great and I like the people here more than anything and I must say the Americans are just idiots. But that is not what I miss the most you know i miss the french food the most our food in France is the best food in the world. But in America it is all greasy and fatty you cant beat good old French food you know what I mean. So on the way back on the plane me and Sylvan are going to have garlic mushrooms to start and then followed by the snails then perhaps the chicken cordon bleu or the frogs legs as a side dish. Then for dessert perhaps a chocolate moose that is what I missed the food for sure. 

'Interviewer' David - So what do you two think of your opponents for your match at Living Dangerously tomorrow night in the ECW for the tag team titles. That is to both of you and to Rene first this time what do you think? 

 'Doué' Rene Dupree - The Rockers are of course the worst tag team in the division at the moment because they are the tag team championship contenders and we are favorites but that doesn't matter really because that was before we were in the ECW. They have been crap for a long time you know and well I think their title reign comes to an end at Living Dangerously. Marty Jannetty and Shawn Michaels are a typical rubbish American team but they are no La Resistance that is for sure. We are now the best team in the ECW that is a fact and we will become the Tag team Champions that is another fact. 

'Magnifique' Sylvan Grenier - I feel the same as Rene on this one because well I don't like Americans and you know that you don't like Americans and well we don't like Americans and that is a The Rockers that just says it all they should be called Stupid American Rockers not The Rockers that is typical of Americans really to be named after something like that something filthy something stupid like that. I mean who would want to associate themselves with Rock And Roll Music... The same music that causes people to be Disturbed and conflict alot of suicidal deaths to kids all over the world?

 'Doué' Rene Dupree - I am sorry but that is all the time that we have we have to go back now to ECW as our plane flies off very shortly so thanks for the interview we shall come back, when we won the tag team titles to celebrate. 

They then get up and taunt for some pictures as the men and women take pictures of them and they cheer as they leave the room and leave the building. A limo awaits them outside and they jump in as the limo drives off somewhere else. The cameras then switch about an hour later to a plane where Rene and Sylvan are sitting on for there return flight back to ECW as they chat about something.

 'Doué' Rene Dupree - Well that was the end of that trip to our great country so Sylvan what are you having like what I said earlier I am putting down our orders. 

'Magnifique' Sylvan Grenier - Yeah what you said earlier to those journalists sounds good nice French well this time tomorrow we shall be tag team champions of the ECW. That is going to feel good as the first ever European Tag Team Champions we shall be legends here in the ECW. 

 'Doué' Rene Dupree - Yeah then we can back to France and celebrate again with the French people with our tag team titles. But for now I think we should get some sleep as we have a big match ahead of us and a long journey back to the pits of America. 

'Magnifique' Sylvan Grenier - Yeah that sounds good Rene lets get some rest we have a big day tomorrow lets get some rest. 

They then get some rest as the cameras leave the plane and then the cameras fades to black. The ECW goes to a commercial break and will be back shortly with some more ECW action stay tuned to the ECW for more action in a bit. CAMERAS FADE TO BLACK.

 

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