Pics Of And From My Craptacular,

Barely Above Minimum Wage, Job

Dave Thomas died last year.  He was my idol. I was sad.

I hope I die from eating too much of the food I own.

I have a 4 foot by 4 foot picture of Dave on my wall

...along with other Wendy's posters.

If you read the first page then you know that I work at Wendy's in downtown Guelph.  It's a pretty shitty job and for some reason I've been there for almost 3 years.  What the HELL is wrong with me?  Oh well.  Anyway I gots boreded and took some pics with me fancy new camera.

This should be the best picture to put first.  This is Wendy's.  It's really old and falling apart on the inside but the rich dude that bought it (Jerry) just had the outside re-done so that from the outside it doesnt look like such a POS.

Next we have Jenny P.  She also works at Wendy's.  In this picture she's just tryin to look hot by pretending to suck on a bottle of honey-mustard.  Oh baby ... so very hot.

This sad-looking man is Ken.  He's one of my bosses.  Right now he's stressing out over the schedule.  From what I hear he's a recovering alcoholic.  That wouldn't surprise me.  In my opinion this poor, single man will probably die of some stress or blood pressure related disease within a few years.  Wish him luch with life.

This is Alex's piece of shit car.  He works at BOTH the Wendy's in Guelph. This pic is actually behind the Wendy's I work at.  See the picnic table in the bottom?  One time the manager and I lit it on fire ... that was fun.  That's my exacto-knife on the table as well that I was using to cut the table for fun a few minutes before.   Anyway, back to the car... I drove it once.  I didn't really like it ... it just sucks.  Especially when compared to a 2002 Echo! Now that's a real car!  Anyway, once I get a guestbook up make sure you make fun of Alex's shitty-ass automobile. If you're really interested it's an Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme I think.  I could be wrong since I dont care at all.

I just have to mention Mike N.  Mike's Jewish.  I have no problem with Jewish people but he is also a homofuck-dykeass that enjoys molesting little boys.  I wanted a picture of him to put on here so you could all see who he was but he wouldn't pose for me.  BTW he's also one of my bosses and I call him a stupid fuck ass dyke frequently during my shifts.  He can't do anything about it because he's a pecker.  I'll get a pic of him to post on here soon enough.  THERE IS NOW A MIKE PAGE! CLICK HERE TO GO TO IT!

One more thing: If you're interested in hairy women go to Wendy's and ask to speak to Linda.  Her massive mustache and occasionally goatee will tell your inner man (or lesbian) what to do next.  I'll try to get a pic of her as well.  If you want to try phone sex with her, just look up the number in the phone book.

Here's a new pic.  It's Shannon while she's in the back of Wendy's waiting to start her shift.  She's a little camera shy... isn't she so FUCKING HOT in her Wendy's uniform?  Sometimes at work I just want to drag her into the walk in fridge and rape her (but you can't rape the willing).