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Last updated: 09.11.2003 @ approx 12:55am.

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WARNING: I SWEAR A LOT SO DON'T LOOK AT THE SITE IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE IT YOU STUPID PUSSY MAN.

 CLICK HERE TO SEE WHAT I HAVE FOR SALE!

Just so you know ... I took the format from the MSN Profile thingy ... that's why this page has different sections like this. Also, this page is best viewed at 800x600 resolution on IE 6. It will work on almost anything though. It was designed on 1200x1024 and 1024x768 though.

NEWS NOW GOES AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE AND WILL BE DATED FROM TODAY ONWARD!
About Me

Let's see. I'm a 19 year old male from Eden Mills (a little hick town between Guelph and Rockwood). I was born in Guelph and lived there 'till I was about 5 or something. Then I moved here and I've been here since. Last year I graduated from John F. Ross CVI high school in Guelph. I'm a pretty looserish (Is that a word?) person and put most of my time and money towards my computer. I'm currently going out with the best girl in the world, Shannon Long. She's great. I like video games, little parties (not too many people, just peeps you know), drinkin (VODKA), pot's good sometimes but not too often, metal music is awsome .... I dunno what else.
I used to work at Wendy's, did so for almost 3 years.  But now I am off to Bird Packaging to make a little more money to afford my 1991 Toyota Tercel I just bought and save for some schooling.
Shout out to some of my friends:
Shannon! Peter! Mark! Dylan! Jason! Another Tyler! Umm, Kirsten's cool, so is Bobbie, Jeremy, Jess ....... Mike Nir! Andrew (Vinnie)! Alex is OK sometimes =P
Anyone I missed ... sry, kinda in a hurry right now.
Can't think of anything else to say except Shannon I love you... TTYL peoples.

BTW: All you computer people: check out www.pricenetwork.ca ... all Canadian computer forum. Awsome site.

This is me.  Fucking awsome picture.

Sexy Shannon

 Favorite Things

Favorite things ... hmm. Well, there's Shannon, she's the best; Korn is an awsome band, along with Tool, Mudvayne, System Of A Down, and many more. Basically any metal is good. So far I think The Matrix series is awsome. I've seen the first two movies (like many people) and some people think the second one sucked but I liked em both. Let's see .... favorite books? The Dune series is my favorite so far, just need the newest addition to the series ... not out in paperback yet though. The Hobbit and The Lord Of the Rings are awsome books as well. The movies are great too. How about my favorite drink? That would have to be Smirnoff Vodka! Love vodka .... can't think of anything else really right now. Except my computer, and my Dad's Echo. Hurray for the 2002 Toyota Echo, awsome car! =P Great memories with that thing. Gotta mention Shannon again because she's the best.
Hobbies

My only hobby is my computer. I upgrade it frequently and use it a lot. Seems like a nerdy thing but I don't care .... not too many people can actually build their own computer so I guess that's something to be proud of.  Go to my computer page by clicking here.

I also have a laptop but that's only for school work and I won't even bother mentioning its specs since it's not the greatest.

I play lots of video games (although not so much anymore). GTA: Vice City is an awsome game for PlayStation 2. Because of GTA3 and GTA:VC, I really like my PS2.

My Dad's Awsome Echo

This has nothing to do with anything.

 Favorite Quote(s)

THE ANSWER IS SIX!
SIX IS THE ANSWER!
-- myself (Jon)

(I have no idea what this means but I say it a lot for no reason at all.)

Gotta throw this in too just cuz it's on my wall:
At Wendy's we use the highest quality, freshest ingredients, we make them with frest, 100% pure beef. And, we serve them hot off the grill, with your choice of toppings. To make our chicken sandwiches so good, we use plump, whole chicken breast fillets. All our salads are made with the freshest vegetables. And, you know what, we do it all with a smile, because we want you to come back.
-- Dave Thomas
(I have a 4'x4' picture of him on my wall with this quote)

Questions? Comments? Hate mail? Feel free to use the guestbook or email me at jontss @ lycos.com.

Email disclaimer: If you send me any email those messages become my property and I can do what I want with them.  I probably won't but I put this on so that you can't sue me if you send me some awsome hatemail and I want to post it.

Links To Other Parts Of My Site
(Not too funny anymore because Mike's a turd.)
 

(09.11.2003) NEWS: Index page updated and I made a page for my new car!  Yeah I found one.  Not the Golf I was looking for, that one was sold when we got there.  But I did get a 1991 Toyota Tercel.  Click here to go to the page I made for it (there's not much on it).

(09.05.2003) NEWS: Today I got a job at Bird Packaging Incorporated for $10.85 an hour, midnight shift.  Now I gotta go find a car.  I already have one picked out though: 1994 VW Golf, 5 Speed, Diesel Turbo, sun roof, CD player, 170 000 km, ..... just gotta go check it out on Monday.

(09.02.2003) NEWS: I went to Shannon's cottage again! I will make a page for it sometime or just update the cottage page that I already have.  I've now bought booze BTW.  I bought it for Mike's going away party.  He left Wendy's.  He's going to Toronto to go to some college (not sure which).

(08.19.2003) NEWS: I still haven't bought any alcohol... on Saturday I got a beer at Swiss Chalet while with my parents (and got ID'd even though I was with my parents!)

(08.15.2003) NEWS: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME! I AM NOW 19! I CAN NOW BUY ALCOHOL LEGALLY! I CAN NOW COME HOME DRUNK AND MY PARENTS CAN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT IT!! HA HA TOO BAD FOR THEM! Unfortunately, due to the fact that I have no car today and ALL THE GODDAMN POWER IS OUT, I can't buy any booze because the Zehrs near Shannon's house is closed, and none of the beer delivery services are running except B&D and they have their liquor licence suspended until August 29th! Fucking shitty power outage bullshit fuck.

(07.29.2003) NEWS: Well this is old news (sorta) but if you didn't know... I do not have testicle cancer like I thought but merely a small infection in some part of my testicle (I can't remember what it's called).  Please keep in mind that it is not an STD.  It should be cleared up in a few weeks.  It doesnt hurt anymore and I just have to finish some pills and I'll be good =P.  I'm sure you all wanted to know that.  Oh, more news for today, the benchmarks are redone, pretty, and updated.

(07.08.2003) NEWS: Computer Benchmarks are up! Check the computer page to see them.

(07.02.2003 @ 2:13am) NEWS: Updated the Computer Page and added a page dedicated to my trip to Shannon's cottage. Oh, my parents found out about my speeding ticket.  My Dad was just mad because I just paid it instead of going to court or calling POINTS or something like that.  I didn't get in too much trouble. He did say, "You better hope our insurance doesn't go up." That doesn't sound good to me, especially since it will.

(06.18.2003) NEWS: Today, at about 3pm, I got a speeding ticket! $135 for going 78 km/h in a 50 ... I've sort of learned my lesson though. I'll drive slower. Most of the time. I haven't told my parents but they'll rip out my intestines while making me eat my testicles when they find out =(

NEWS: There is now a page dedicated to Mike! (Mike made me get rid of it.  The page is still there but it's mostly a rant about taking off his page.)

NEWS: The guestbook is now up! Use the link at the bottom of the page. Post whatever you want because I don't give a shite.

 


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