I know that I am awesome when it comes to choosing music, movies, Christmas presents, what have you.
I guess I like you enough to influence you to like all the stuff I like.
Anyway, there will be massive work done on this site in the very near future, so keep your eyes peeled.
That has to be the grossest figure of speech I've ever used in my life.
My personal favorite has always been "shit or get off the pot". :D