"You don't know what it's like to be a tortured musical genius!"

Fred Durst is the biggest idiot ever. I can’t stand any word that comes out of his mouth. I just wanna punch him in the face. This is a collection of stoopid lyrics from his stoopid songs that his stoopid band played. I think that Limp Bizkit might actually be a good band if they had a different singer… but of course, that is in Bizzaro World.

“I’m not crazy. You’re the one who’s crazy!”
“I did it all for the nookie, so you can take that cookie and stick it up your—yeah!”
“Take your ass and get a job like you should, jerk.”
“Everybody sucks!”
“Let me let you punks know I’m an old-skool soldja.”
“I’m-a stick it like a stamp to dis bidness.”
“You make a dash for my cash, it’s your ass that I’m blastin’!”
“All I wanted was a Pepsi!”
“Ain’t nuttin’ like a greedy bitch.”
“Nobody loves me, maybe I’ll go eat worms.”
“You’re so much better than me. You suck!”
“I know you love me like a piece of trash.”
“Baby, you’re still about as real as a three dolla bill.”
“I sound like a bitch!”
“You got a stinky finger.”
"It ain't fake when the girls get naked."
"My suggestion is to keep your distance cuz right now I'm dangerous."
"Bums are the type of shit that's in a diaper."
"There's someone givin' classes on kissin' peoples asses."
"For one I ain't no bank and you got shitty credit."
"And take that shit back, cause all your shit's whack."
"Should've left my pants on this time."
"So you best step back, 'cause I'ma kill, I'ma kill."
"You little fairy, smelling on your flowers, Nappy hairy chest, look it's Austin Powers!"
"You pumpkin pie, I'll jack off in your eye."

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