(In Order)-

Me: dare you to go out in a tank top
Priyanka: I would literally become a Priyanka snowgirl

Me: Think I’m a man whore?
Priyanka: I know you’re a man whore

Ashmita: sleep tight....don't let the bed bugs bite...LOL...i don't know why i just said that...wth...

*someone*: Hey can you hold this for me?...my pants are falling down

Derek: Are you there?...only the hot girl in liquor knows
Derek I'm not that much of a pimp!!! lol

Me: go study for psychology
Ankita: hehe I shall! freud n me are gonna partay!

Me: hey you personify the chem rxns too? I call some of em “easy”
Kendra: I was just thinking that about the dissolved species

Kasia: “Hey are you naturally selected for? Cause Baby I Am ;-)”