--"So, waz up?" "Not much, just chillan like a villan!" "Cool, me i'm just gellin like a fellin!" --"We do, doodly do, what we must, muddily must, muddily do, muddily do, until we bust buddily bust." --"To me, the only possible pet is a cow. Cows love you...They will listen to your problems and never ask a thing in return... They will be your friends forever. And when you get tired of them, you can kill them and eat them. Perfect." --"As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red again, i sat there thinking about life. Was it nothing more than a bunch of honking and yelling? Sometimes it seemed that way." --"I bet a funny thing about driving off a cliff, while your in midair you still hit the brakes. Hey better try the emergency brakes." --"Smoking kills. if you're dead you have lost a very important part of you're life." --"Elephants please stay in your car." --"With a rubber duck ones never alone." --"Whether they find life out there or not, i think Jupiter should be considered an enemy planet." --"If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirrow, because i bet that's what really throws you into a panic." --"If life deals you lemons, why not go kill someone with the lemos, maybe by shoving them down someones throat." --"Never duct tape your hand to the stove." --"I remember going sleding when i was young and running into a thorny bush. Come to think of it, that was last week and i was running from the mafia."
