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Ding dong the witch is dead, the wicked witch is dead!! Roses are red, violets are blue, and you are as cool as a ...park!! So there i was, walking into Wal-mart, not having the slightest clue why, but then i walk into this really large lady. I am not talking large, i am talking large large, i think she has eaten to many double cheese burgers-biggie sized. So i start screaming cuz man it was freaky. i was screaming so loud the rent-a-cop came and arrested the lady for obstructing the view of the other customers. Yeah talk about weird!
