~*Miss Jackie*~
Miss
Jackie
Miss
Jackie

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Visual 1 - Farm Fun?

Today is the day where Miss Jackie and Stacy Keibler will be the new stars of Fox's Simple Life 3. These two will have to try and live on a farm for as along as they can and see if they can handle it. Stacy Keibler and Miss Jackie pull up to some broken down farm in Arkansas...

.::"pCw's Sexiest Diva!" Miss Jackie::.
(smells the air) It stinks out here! (holds her nose)

.::"pCw's Leggy Diva!" Stacy Keibler::.
(also holding nose) It's horrible out here , it's disgusting. Are we suppose to live here?

.::"pCw's Sexiest Diva!" Miss Jackie::.
(laughs) Yeah but I'm sure we will get used to the smell , it's not any worse than smelling Victoria!

.::"pCw's Leggy Diva!" Stacy Keibler::.
Even the pigs smell better than that white trash tramp!

.::"pCw's Sexiest Diva!" Miss Jackie::.
I'm going to totally destroy Victoria coming up on pCw's escape , she is gonna learn who's boss around here.

.::"pCw's Leggy Diva!" Stacy Keibler::.
Oh yeah , I forgot. You are facing her aren't you? (laughs)

.::"pCw's Sexiest Diva!" Miss Jackie::.
Yeah , I gotta face the goofy tramp. She is nothing compared to me. I destroyed her verbally the other day and she did nothing. I haven't heard a peep out of her little mouth. She must of slit her wrists or be hanging herself somewhere! (smirks)

.::"pCw's Leggy Diva!" Stacy Keibler::.
I know Jackie that your not wishing death upon her but she is the one inflicting the pain on herself. In a way she needs alot of help with her emotional issues.

.::"pCw's Sexiest Diva!" Miss Jackie::.
She needs tons of help , she is just trying to be pretty like me and she can't do it she has realized. So she just has to resort to cutting herself cause she isn't pleased with herself... (laughs) It's quite pathetic!

.::"pCw's Leggy Diva!" Stacy Keibler::.
Don't we have to get down to that church thing they signed up up for?

.::"pCw's Sexiest Diva!" Miss Jackie::.
Ahh , I know it's so early in the morning. We have to be there by 7:30 am. Let's go bring our stuff in and meet the family and then leave for the church thing.

.::"pCw's Leggy Diva!" Stacy Keibler::.
Alright sounds good...

Visual 2 - Glitter Spray!!!

Miss Jackie and Stacy Keibler drop all there stuff off in the farm house and then they meet the family and then take off to go to the church thing that was set-up for them. On the way there they start to get lost and then they finally get on the right rode and they show up. They walk into a room in the church and it's full of elderly women...

.::"pCw's Sexiest Diva!" Miss Jackie::.
Hi everyone , I'm Miss Jackie! (smiles)

.::"pCw's Leggy Diva!" Stacy Keibler::.
And I'm Stacy Keibler! (all the old elderly ladies stare at the way they are dressed)

.::"Elderly Church Woman!" Margret::.
Did you guys bring anything to help make sweaters with?

.::"pCw's Sexiest Diva!" Miss Jackie::.
I'm sorry , no we didn't... (looks at Stacy and they start to laugh)

.::"Elderly Church Woman!" Margret::.
Alright then , I got something for you then... (hands Stacy and Miss Jackie some knitting tools) There you go. Have a seat an