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Visual 1 - Final Cut...

The scene opens up with Ryan Shamrock inside of this very big house. She is looking out the windows to see if she sees anybody but the sight is clear. She is wearing a baby blue bra and a pair of jeans. Her hair is flowing freely and then she picks up the phone next to her and dials a number. The person answers...

.::"wMe's Princess!" Ryan Shamrock::.
Hey baby...

.::"On The Other Line!" Matt::.
I told you not to call me! They could trace this call...

.::"wMe's Princess!" Ryan Shamrock::.
I'm sorry , I am just worried that's all. I didn't mean to make you mad. (sighs and looks out the window agian)

.::"On The Other Line!" Matt::.
It's alright Ryan , just calm down. In a week we will be on a plane and then it will be all over.

.::"wMe's Princess!" Ryan Shamrock::.
I hope so... (sits back down)

.::"On The Other Line!" Matt::.
You hope so? You know so , just don't worry at all about it alright?

.::"wMe's Princess!" Ryan Shamrock::.
I'll try not too.

.::"On The Other Line!" Matt::.
Where are you right now?

.::"wMe's Princess!" Ryan Shamrock::.
The second geust house.

.::"On The Other Line!" Matt::.
Just stay there Ryan , and lay low. This is all gonna blow over. Then in a week we are out of here for good!

.::"wMe's Princess!" Ryan Shamrock::.
Alright , I'll let you go then...

.::"On The Other Line!" Matt::.
Alright , I'll call you in a week. (hangs up)

.::"wMe's Princess!" Ryan Shamrock::.
(hangs up and the looks around as she hears footsteps) Hello?

.::"Very Pissed Off!" Tony::.
Remeber me? (laughs)

.::"wMe's Princess!" Ryan Shamrock::.
(screams) What the hell are you doing here? (takes a step back)

.::"Very Pissed Off!" Tony::.
You thought you could get away didn't you? (stares at Ryan)

.::"wMe's Princess!" Ryan Shamrock::.
Get the hell away from me! (Ryan runs at Tony and slaps him)

.::"Very Pissed Off!" Tony::.
Dammit you little bitch! (He grabs Ryan by the hair and then he throws her to the floor and then kicks her in her ribs) Now it's your turn! (laughs)

.::"wMe's Princess!" Ryan Shamrock::.
(pleads) Please don't...

.::"Very Pissed Off!" Tony::.
Say goodbye , bitch! (Tony takes out a gun and shoots Ryan three times and then leaves her dead in cold blood)

Visual 2 - Lunching Hour

Right then the director says cut. Ryan starts laughing and everybody then walks off. Ryan walks into her dressing room and takes a shower. She then walks out and blow drys her hair and then puts on her make-up. She then slides on white dress with white heels and then walks on out of the dressing room. She then heads to the parking lot and gets inside her car. Ryan drives to a local diner in Houston and walks in. She sees her tag team partner Jacqueline waiting and Ryan sits down next to her...

.::"wMe's Princess!" Ryan Shamrock::.
(smiles) Hey girl , what's up?

.::"Texas Beauty!" Jacqueline::.
Nothing much Ryan , I am sorta thinking about Smackdown this week...

.::"wMe's Princess!" Ryan Shamrock::.
What about Smackdown , your not booked tonight. You have the night off remeber?

.::"Texas Beauty!" Jacqueline::.
I know I have the night off , but I am more curious about who will advance in the wMe Women's Tag Team Tounry.

.::"wMe's Princess!" Ryan Shamrock::.
I'm very curious also , this tourny is finally gonna pay off once we win after all this hard work we have been putting out there.

.::"Texas Beauty!" Jacqueline::.
Yeah there are alot of good teams that have been entered. But this week on Smackdown is the return of Gorgeous George and well , she is going to be in the tourny with Lita...

.::"wMe's Princess!" Ryan Shamrock::.
Gorgeous George is a great wrestler and so isn't Lita. I just hope that we can get passed them. I am sure that we will , you and I haven't been defeated in two months. Now those are great odds that work in our favors! (smiles)

.::"Texas Beauty!" Jacqueline::.
Your right , we are the only female tag team yet to be taken down. But there are other good teams in this tourny also. (ponders) Aren't you facing Stacy Keibler tonight?

.::"wMe's Princess!" Ryan Shamrock::.
Yeah , I gotta face that anarexic whore. (sighs) It's not like I haven't been in the ring with her before and speaking of that. The last time I faced Stacy was a good night for us because P.M.S. and Lita defeated Trish , Stacy and Kim. Three of the hardest females in wMe , but we did it.

.::"Texas Beauty!" Jacqueline::.
We beat Stacy once and I am sure Ryan , that you will beat Stacy tonight. She was the easiest our of the three of them.

.::"wMe's Princess!" Ryan Shamrock::.
Tell me about it , what's the Keibler's Kurve suppose to be? A cheap porno?

.::"Texas Beauty!" Jacqueline::.
I know really! (laughs)

.::"wMe's Princess!" Ryan Shamrock::.
(laughing) This is some funny stuff. Stacy and her own porno , "The Keibler Kurve!" (laughing)

.::"Texas Beauty!" Jacqueline::.
Well let Stacy keep her little KeiblerKurve because you are totally gonna beat her tonight. She has nothing at all that could destroy you , in the ring or verbally!

.::"wMe's Princess!" Ryan Shamrock::.
Stacy couldn't beat me if her life depended on it! She really is gonna need some help against me tonight. Maybe she will finally learn a new move that she can use to attempt to beat me. But I don't see it happening , anytime soon.

.::"Texas Beauty!" Jacqueline::.
Please Stacy learn a new move? She can hardly wrestle. I know she beat Kat at Downfall but we even beat Kat and please we know she isn't a challenge at all.

.::"wMe's Princess!" Ryan Shamrock::.
Your right , Stacy can barely break the role of clapping her and hands and shaking her ass after all. Only if she had some skill she could be somthing. But Stacy will never amount to anything. (laughs)

.::"Texas Beauty!" Jacqueline::.
Stacy can imagine she is gonna beat you Ryan but when it all comes down too it. At the end of the days she nothing but this hollowed out blonde that nobody cares about!

.::"wMe's Princess!" Ryan Shamrock::.
Well Jackie , it was nice talking to you. But I have a little surprise for Stacy that needs to be aired out in the ring. I hope to talk to you later...

.::"Texas Beauty!" Jacqueline::.
Alright see you around Ryan.

Visual 3 - Exposing An Anarexic

Ryan walks off to the parking lot. She then drives to the arena where Smackdown will be taking place. Ryan pulls up and then heads right inside the arena. She stop by the camera crew and hands them this tape and then walks to the entrance curtians. Cherry Lips by Garbage hits and Ryan Shamrock walks on out. The fans go crazy and Ryan grabs a microphone , as she enters the ring...

.::"wMe's Princess!" Ryan Shamrock::.
Stacy , Stacy , Stacy... , you are in alot of shit right now. You think your going to scare me? Well I told you I have dirt on every single person in this company and you know what. I didn't wanna show this footage but since you pissed me off. I might as well show the world! Now ladies and gentlemen I bring to you. The exclusive world and showing of Stacy's eating habits. Please direct yourself to the titantron! (the footage rolls)

Visual 4 - Stacy's Eating Habits!

The scene opens up with a black car pulling up to a local Burger King. This car pulls up to the drive up window and the window to the car rolls down. It's Ru-Paul dressed up as Stacy Keibler with a blonde wig on...

.::"McDonalds Worker!" Bill::.
This is Bill , welcome to McDonalds how may I take your order?

.::"Ru-Paul In Disguise!" Stacy Keibler::.
Hey baby , it's me Stacy Keibler!

.::"McDonalds Worker!" Bill::.
I don't give a fuck who you are , what do you want?

.::"Ru-Paul In Disguise!" Stacy Keibler::.
You don't have to be rude to me honey! Well , I would like six big macs... (he interupts)

.::"McDonalds Worker!" Bill::.
Miss , are all those for you?

.::"Ru-Paul In Disguise!" Stacy Keibler::.
Well who the fuck else would they be for? Now if you don't mind , I'm not finished...

.::"McDonalds Worker!" Bill::.
Your not finished...

.::"Ru-Paul In Disguise!" Stacy Keibler::.
No I am not!

.::"McDonalds Worker!" Bill::.
You must be one fat bitch! (laughs)

.::"Ru-Paul In Disguise!" Stacy Keibler::.
(starts to cry) How dare you , I'm not fat! I throw my food up to keep the weight off and it's none of your buissness what the hell I do!

.::"McDonalds Worker!" Bill::.
I don't give a fuck if you throw up your food. I am fucking sick of listening to you , so why don't you tell me what else you want so I can get you on your fucking way!

.::"Ru-Paul In Disguise!" Stacy Keibler::.
I want six big mac's like I said. Five large frys , three double cheese burgers , four chocolate milk shakes , one fish sandwich and I would like no tarter sauce , I use the special kind between my legs for sauce. And lastly one small diet coke! (waits)

.::"McDonalds Worker!" Bill::.
If that's for just you , I'm not even gonna comment. Your total is $53.50 please drive up you tramp!

.::"Ru-Paul In Disguise!" Stacy Keibler::.
(gasps) How dare you , I am a wMe diva and you can't talk to me that way!

.::"McDonalds Worker!" Bill::.
Well , I just did and I hope Ryan Shamrock beats your skanky ass on Smackdown now drive up bitch!

.::"Ru-Paul In Disguise!" Stacy Keibler::.
(drives up and pays Bill) Here you go! (smiles)

.::"McDonalds Worker!" Bill::.
Here's you food tramp! (he throws all the bags at her) Oh yeah I forgot here's your chocolate shake! (throws it at her)

.::"Ru-Paul In Disguise!" Stacy Keibler::.
(she then drives off to a remote area) Now all this food is mine! (she strats to eat and an hour later she is walking around the park) I can't belive I ate all that food! (she then sticks her fingers down her throat and perges all over herself and the ground) Now , I don't feel fat! (she smiles and get's inside her car and drives off)

.::"wMe's Princess!" Ryan Shamrock::.
(Ryan is laughing as the footage ended) Look at that! See Stacy you need help more then what I am planning to do to you tonight. You need more help , it's not healthy to keep leading the kinda life you are. With these eating habits. You know what happens to people that are bulmic? Let me inform you , that your hair soon will start falling out , your teeth will start to rott because of your stomach acid! It's just plain and out-right disgusting and I can't belive you are decided to live you life like this. You know , I should really have you get into contact with Tracey Gold you know from that 80's sitcom Growing Pains , she battled eating disorders also and she is can help you but no you would rather not have help. Because when you look in that the mirror you see a big fat disgusting sow when you are underweight. I don't know how you could see that. (laughs) But enough of your eating disorder , let's talk about Smackdown tonight when for the second time in your usless career you are going to try and defeat me. Look around bitch , no diva here so far has defeated me! What's that tell you? I don't think you will be pulling a win over me tonight! (smirks) I know I may sound a little cocky about this but you know what Stacy? I'd rather be cocky then suck cocks all day like you sweetie! See only the loser guys want you. You will never be half the woman I am. So why don't you just realize it. You can't wrestle , you can't dance well even though you like to think you can , and you can't keep a relationship. That's why you turned to an eating disorder but I won't bring this all back up. I exposed you and what are you gonna do now? Not a god damned thing. It's sad Stacy you only get fame through controversy , it really is. You can come back and call me whatever you want because your words to me don't mean a thing! Just like you don't mean a thing to me or anybody else. But of corse you will be coming back and say "Well , you are always talking about me Ryan" But the fact of the matter is that this is fun for me you know. To see you get all angry and upset. Your just an easy target! Why else wouldn't you be! Your like a little toy Stacy that I just like to keep winding and winding up until eventually you break. That's right and on Smackdown tonight you will break! In ways you never felt before , see you can say what you want like I said because at the end of the night I won't be there for all of them to bleed or have my inner-peace taken from me. You won't bring me to my knees and scream mercy , oh no! You can't destroy me even if you risked your life out in that ring tonight. It's actually a shame that you lost in the wMe Women's Tag Team Title tourny , I know I already brought this up before but I gotta agian. See , I was actually hoping that you would advance so I could simply bash your face into the ringmat and smile about it. But it seems you didn't give me that chance because why? Like everything else you do , you blew it! But tonight I will bash that little ugly face of your's and skull into the ringmat. I wanna make sure that after I am done bashing it in , that I see dents in the mat where your face hit. That's how hard I am aiming tonight! That's right so next time you hear Beautiful by Christian Aguilera remeber she isn't singing that to you bitch. You won't be very pretty after tonight , heck you never were! You got that you little bulmic bitch , no more Miss Nice Ryan Shamrock. I entered this company and was nice to everybody and got bad-mouthed by whore's like you! Well , you brought the real bitch out of me and you know what? I am coming for you! So make sure your ready because I am gonna beat you so braindead that you are gonna need the name of Michael Jackson's plastic surgeon! Because you will need some work , and lots of recovery. So get ready cum dumpster because unlike you , I can back up my words inside of the sqaured circle! (Cherry Lips by Garbage hits and Ryan Shamrock drops the microphone and walks to the back and the scene fades...)