MenuTitles=new Array()
SubMenuLinks=new Array()
function Rtrn(c)
{if (document.layers) c.bgColor=HighLight;
if (document.all) c.style.background=HighLight;}
function HghLght(c)
{if (document.layers) c.bgColor=MenuBgColor;
if (document.all) c.style.background=MenuBgColor;}
OpenLayer=(document.layers)?"
":"";
CloseLayer=(document.layers)?'':'';
/*********** EDIT MENU APPEARANCE HERE **********/
MenuWidth=(document.layers)?131/*NS width*/:129 /*IE width*/;
MenuFont='Arial';
MenuFontSize=2;
MenuFontColor='6633ff';
MenuBgColor='660033';
HighLight='FFFFCC';
Separater=2;
/***** EDIT, ADD, AND DELETE MENU TITLES HERE ****/
MenuTitles[0]='Roeper Humor';
MenuTitles[1]='Rants about People ';
MenuTitles[2]='Inventions';
MenuTitles[3]='Jokes';
MenuTitles[4]='Main';
MenuTitles[5]='Under Construction';
/**** EDIT, ADD, AND DELETE SUBMENU TITLES HERE ****/
SubMenuLinks[0]=""
+OpenLayer+"Ferrari"+CloseLayer
+OpenLayer+"Smuggling"+CloseLayer
+OpenLayer+"Vending Machines"+CloseLayer
+OpenLayer+"New Year"+CloseLayer
SubMenuLinks[1]=""
+OpenLayer+"Bad (Women) Drivers"+CloseLayer
+OpenLayer+"L33t Speak"+CloseLayer
+OpenLayer+"Using "Y'all""+CloseLayer
+OpenLayer+"The Yearling"+CloseLayer
SubMenuLinks[2]=""
+OpenLayer+"Cell-Phone Zapper"+CloseLayer
+OpenLayer+"The Fork Dis-Armer"+CloseLayer
+OpenLayer+"Blo-Pencils"+CloseLayer
+OpenLayer+""+CloseLayer
SubMenuLinks[3]=""
+OpenLayer+"Redneck Jokes"+CloseLayer
+OpenLayer+"Other-Jokes"+CloseLayer
+OpenLayer+"Stupid Jokes"+CloseLayer
SubMenuLinks[4]=""
+OpenLayer+"Home"+CloseLayer
+OpenLayer+"Profile"+CloseLayer
+OpenLayer+"Secret Doughnut"+CloseLayer
SubMenuLinks[5]=""
+OpenLayer+"menu-text"+CloseLayer
+OpenLayer+"menu-text"+CloseLayer
+OpenLayer+"menu-text"+CloseLayer
+OpenLayer+"menu-text"+CloseLayer
/**** NO MORE EDITING ****/
Spacer=MenuWidth+Separater;
IniPos= -MenuWidth-Separater;
aSpacer=MenuWidth+Separater;
aIniPos= -MenuWidth-Separater;
MenuAmount=MenuTitles.length;
if (document.layers)
{for (i=0; i < MenuAmount; i++)
{document.write(""
+""
+"
"+SubMenuLinks[i]+"
");}
for (i=0; i < MenuAmount; i++)
{document.write(""
+""
+MenuTitles[i]+"");}
function On(x)
{for (i=0; i < MenuAmount; i++)
{document.layers['submenu'+x].visibility='show';}}
function Off(x)
{for (i=0; i < MenuAmount; i++)
{document.layers['submenu'+x].visibility='hide';}}
function B(y)
{for (i=0; i < MenuAmount; i++)
{document.layers['nsmenu'+y].bgColor=MenuBgColor;}}
function H(y)
{for (i=0; i < MenuAmount; i++)
{document.layers['nsmenu'+y].bgColor=HighLight;}}}
if (document.all)
{for (i=0; i < MenuAmount; i++)
{document.write(""
+"
"
+"
"+SubMenuLinks[i]+"");}
for (i=0; i < MenuAmount; i++)
{document.write("");}}
//-->
Hello, and welcome to my website of fun. Yeah. Woot. Fun. Well, it's "funny" stuff. Anyways, you'll probably wondering why "un" is in our title, well, it's because of, this site being under funded (sob), so we couldn't afford "fun", so we chose "un".
