Engaging Instant Message Excerpts

These are my favorite excerpts from IM conversations I have had. Here they are:

New Model Toilets
Kimee's Eye
Crimson Conflagration
The Other Kennedy and Lazy Eyes
Brad Pitt Can Make Any Movie Great
Puns and Naked Potatoes
More Puns and Bad Spelling
OJ and Elephant-Lifting Men
The Referral