t.V. quotAtions

i don't have a ton of these, but tis life...

• CORY: Its a strange feeling.
  SHAWN: What? To know its over?
  CORY: No, to be the only one left in the world that knows its not.
  -Boy Meets World
  
  
• Lose one friend, lose all friends, and then you lose yourself.
  -Boy Meets World
  
  
• Remember, when you're with me, it's the only time you're not the strangest person in the room. So go ahead, get weird with me.
  -Ally McBeal
  
  
• Sometimes when you hold out for everything, you walk away with nothing.
  -Ally McBeal
  
  
• Wait, I just remembered something: you're boring and my legs work.
  -Just Shoot Me
  
  
• Do yourself a favor and don't let someone else's love life dictate your own.
  -Dawson's Creek
  
  
• I remember a place...a town, a house like a lot of other houses....a yard like a lot of other yards...a street like a lot of other streets. And the thing is....after all these years, I still look back...with wonder.
  -The Wonder Years
  
  
• You know what they say about payback, well I'm the bitch.
  -Angel
  
  
• You can't win the raffle if you don't at least buy a ticket.
  -Ally McBeal
  
  
• Richard: So, you're jealous of this guy.
  Del: No, I just don't like the idea of a good-looking guy out with my girlfriend.
  Richard: I know someone who's getting a dictionary for Christmas.
  -Caroline in the City
  
  
• Woody: Hey Mr. Peterson, there's a cold one waiting for you.
  Norm: I know. If she calls, I'm not here.
  -Cheers
  
  
• Joey has packed an emergency kit with food, Mad-Libs and condoms.
  Chandler: Condoms?
  Joey: We don't know how long we're gonna be stuck here. We might have to repopulate the world.
  Chandler: And condoms are the way to do that?
  -Friends
  
  
• Tag: Phoebe. That's a nice name.
  Phoebe: You think that's nice, you should hear my phone number.
  -Friends
  
  
• If you want to have sex, the kids have to leave, and if you want it to be good, you have to leave.
  -Married with Children
  
  
• When you love somebody, you're always in trouble. There's only two things you can do about it: either stop loving 'em, or love 'em a whole lot more.
  -M*A*S*H*
  
  
• People tell you to be yourself. Like "yourself" is some defined thing.
  -My So-Called Life
  
  
• Have you ever heard the expression, 'When life gives you lemons, make lemonade and then toss it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you asked for in the first place'?
  -NewsRadio
  
  
• Sesame Street Workshop announced that they are laying off 60 workers... News of the firings was brought to the employees by the letters F and U.
  -Saturday Night Live
  
  
• Colin: The last time I four-scored was twenty years ago.
  -Whose Line is it Anyway? (US version)
  

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