Happy Birthday Cryptic
All About Farts
A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
poisonous cloud...
A fart can be short,
A fart can be long,
Some farts have been known
to sound just like a song...
A fart can create
a most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
or silent, but deadly...
A fart might not smell,
while others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
or linger awhile...
A fart can occur
in a number of places,
And leave everyone
with strange looks on their faces...
From wide-open prairie,
to small elevators,
A fart will find all of us
sooner or later...
But not all farts are bad,
this is simply not true -
We mustn't forget...
Old farts like you!
Happy Birthday....
From:
Evil, Vic, Bright, and The Rangers