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REMEMBER PEOPLE-THIS ISNT FACT ITS JUST STATED-)

Adams are not dependable and get drunk alot

Aarons are dependable and talented.

Allens are stylish.

Alexes like porno, and are usually hot in a skater kind way.

Andy... Everyone has an Andy

Andrews like to have a good time.

Bens are the smart, silent type.

Bills are the ones everyone chases and no one gets to keep.

Brads try too hard and most often don't measure up.(not a brad i know :)

Braidens are total bastards and users.

Brandons are dedicated and helpful.

Bretts are shy and clumsy.

Brians are always weird?!?!

Bobbys are full of themselves and don't care about alot.

Calebs never grow up.

Carters are rich, power-hungry snobs.

Chads are hot; quiet but interesting once you get inside

Charlies are walking sex.

Chris' are undefined and should remain so.

Christians are proper and boring in bed.

Chucks wear their heart on their sleeves.

Clays have more mood swings than a woman, but can always seem to make you smile.

Coopers are adorable, sweet, and extremely loving, but can sometime confuse you with those feelings.

Codys-are fat

Craigs are a little misguided.

Dans are thick-headed.

Dannys come off as total jerks but once u get 2 know them ther really sweet

Darrens are well rounded with hiden talents.

Daves are impossible to deal with, but impossible to get over.

Dennis' are desperate flirts.

Derricks get you in the mood.

Devons are destined for trouble.

Dillons are grungy and just skrawny.

Doug is the nice guy that repulses you.

Dylans are total babes and are respectful.

Eds are the best pals.

Eddies are fast.

Elliots are cute but irresponsible.

Erics are forgettable.

Ethans smell.

Franks are Italian Stallions.

Fred is in the chess club.

Fredericks could be snotty.

Garys are gross Nazi's.

Gilberts-are naughty

Georges are mild-mannered and have weight problems.

Glens are either short or intelligent.

Gregs are bizarre.

Initial-Name guys are cool

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Jakes are insecure and slightly repulsive.

Jacobs are easy going and original.

James' are egotistical.

Jareds think they are the best thing since sliced bread.

Jasons are intelligent and handsome.

Jeffs are cuddly and adorable.

Jerrys are slimy. haha

Jeremys are a tad fruity.

Jims are macho, but reliable.

Jimmys are sweet and sexy.

Joes are thoughtful; sometimes awkward shy-guys in first date situations.

Joels are frustrated; tend to hang out with Nelsons.

Jonathans are shy at first, but easy going.

Johns are party animals, and love to have fun.

Joshes are romantic, but tend to get jealous.

Justins mess with your mind.

Kevins have swanky hair and lack of motivation.

Keith is built, but dry and annoying. It's like dating a broom.

Keegans are independant, outspoken, and flirty.

Kens just don't measure-up.

Kennys are annoying and are like little babys.

Korys are sexy and sweet and dreamy until u really get to know them

Kyles are only interested in lifes pleasures.

Kurt... There is always something wrong with a Kurt.

Leonards are avid bug collectors.

Lesters are boring.

Lonnies are idealistic.

Lukes are dreamers

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Marcus' are players

Marks are touchy, often moody.

Martins have a strange sense of humor.

Matts are sexy and funny and are lots of fun intimately.

Mike and mikeys are rascally, troublesome guys but are really nice and sweet.

Nates are cocky for a reason.

Nelsons are home-schooled and sheltered.

Nicks are jerks, immature and only want your body.

Owens have large families and drive fast.

Patricks are incredibly sexy.

Pauls are usually gentle.

Peters are stalkers.

Phils are cute and sensitive but geeky.

Philips are more geeky, but equally sensitive.

Quentins are naturally adorable

Rays are players but majorly hot!

Randys have facial hair problems and pyro tendencies.

Richard-Dick, need I say more?

Rickies are very senstive, cute, and charming!

Robs are sleazy and make you feel cheap.

Roberts- are hot tempered but have a good sence of humor

Robins are tormented.

Rods are (as is the name itself) perverted

Rogers are pains in the booty.

Rons are wealthy, and usually have bad hair.

Roys are child like in the best way possible.

Ryans know how to treat girls and r unforgettable!

Sams just like getting into bed.

Scotts are hormonal and usually bad news.

Shawns (or Seans) come off as arrogant,but are sweet in one-on-one situations.

Shanes are shady.

Simons are thin.

Steves are extremes (usually extremely good looking/extremely bad/extremely emotional, etc...)

Stevens are gay.

Tadd, see Tommy

Theos (or Theodores) always make you smile.

Teds are ditzy but still make you smile.

Terrys are dependable and friendly.

Tims are reliable but emotionally needy.

Timothys like to be mommied.

Todds are sweet, sporty guys.

Toms are nerdy but poetic. They have that inner something.

Tommys are way too possesive & need to get a life

Tony... see Frank.

Travis' are genetically small.

Tylers r jock pricks

Tysons are extremely confident in all situations.

Vances are good conversationalists

Wesleys are romantic.

Williams are fat. haha

Zacks are good looking, but dumb.