Magmus "scoop" Deltoid

says: "buy my new album: Spoonsong, and you WILL be saved"

Well hi again, im here to tell you why the International Church of Spoons needs your donations.

Now not many of you would know what it costs to run a religious organisation, and spreading the one true word isn't cheap, and neither is the path to spoon salvation. Your money will help the ICS in purchasing small islands, motor vehicles, high tech new facilities and many other things needed for spoon salvation.

When the day of Spoon Doom comes, we will be able to use all you generous donations to save you and the ones you love (provided that they have donated enough to the ICS) where we will all board a vessel, in order to travel to the Valley of Paradise.

With incentives like that why wouldn't you donate, i know i would, and have so ill see you, onboard the ship Uber Spoon as we make our way to paradise, leaving the non-believing fools to be devoured by deamons holding forks.

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