CHAPTER SIX: Troubles Within the Kingdom

IN THE KITCHEN…

Edmundo ran through the knee-high blood, that filled the castle’s kitchen, towards his opponent, Courtney. But she was well prepared. Courtney revealed his secret weapon, Nunchupadapon, the tampon, slash, pad; nun chuck!

SMACK, SMACK!

Two deadly hits were struck against Edmundo’s face with the Nunchupadapon. He fell backwards into the water and disappeared underneath it.

Courtney: You have to come up for air sometime, king!

The kingdom’s witch waded in the water shuffling her feet, trying to find Edmundo through the dark blood. Just then, as graceful as a killer dolphin that swam in blood, Edmundo emerged from the blood and leapt into the air, diving towards Courtney with a butcher’s knife in one hand. But, Courtney had the chance to look, scream, plan, and zone out and easily dodge the attack… with the help of her casting a spell to stop time. She unpaused time and Edmundo missed and hit the water again.

Courtney: FOO` You cannot defeat a pure woman!
Edmundo: *now calming down after so much blood loss* Damnable women. If it weren’t for these damned breasts that unbalance my movement I would’ve killed you! ….besides <_< it wasn’t much of a battle anyways.. I was just going easy ‘cause I know how weak you are.

Courtney fidgeted with anger and disappeared in her usual puff of smoke back to the pirates leaving Edmundo bewildered.

OUTSIDE THE CASTLE…

Soldier#56: CAPTAIN JENNA! MAY I HAVE A BEATING
NOW, SIR-..MA’AM?
Soldier*35: ME TOO, ME TOO!!
Jenna: SHUT UP FUCKHONKERS!

Jenna was surrounded by a hundred soldiers who waited for Jenna to beat them, hopping impatiently as if they had to urinate. She was not going to beat those who get pleasure out of it… she had to think of a way to get out of this mess. The only logical solution she could come up with was to kill them all... but they would enjoy the pain. She looked at her soldiers… everywhere… they all enjoyed the torture she put them through! She couldn’t bare to face that fact. All the effort she put into making them suffer… POINTLESS!

Jenna: AUUGGHH I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE!! *steals Patricia from Pana and stabs herself and dies*

Ever soldier’s cry could be heard throughout the entire kingdom that day.