aspodfuis is your mighty creator, he creates madness in your brain because he is aspodfuis! aspodfuis decrees that you shall not eat any cleft hoofed mammals that do not chew the cud! aspodfuis knows what you are doing. if you are not perfect in the eyes of aspodfuis you will be smoten and sent to the pits of terror where you will forever burn and eat not but burning hot coals and drink not but burning hot cola! And then the russian dog of majesty shall appear forth when aspodfuis decrees that the time is right, and the mighty wall of the 4th reich shall crumble sending the world into eternal chaos and despair. IN THE EYES OF ASPODFUIS ALL IS UNCLEAN! ASPODFUIS SHALL PURGE THE INFIDELS AND CHEESE-MONGOLS OF THIS PURPLE LANDSCAPE WHICH DOES NOT EXIST AND BANISH THEM TO ALLAHLAV LAND OF THE FREE! SUCH IS THE WORD OF ASPODFUIS! AND IT SHALL BE WRITTEN THAT ON THE DAY OF THE HTABBAS YOU SHALL REPENT YOUR SINS BY BLOWING OUT THE KNEECAPS OF THE FREAKIEST LOOKING GOAT IN YOUR VILLAGE! THEN KEEP IT ALIVE BY FEEDING IT NONEOTHER THAN BURNING HOT COALS, AND QUENCH IT WITH NONEOTHER THAN BURNING HOT COLA! AND YOUR SINS SHALL BE PARTIALLY FORGIVEN BY ASPODFUIS! BUT IN ORDER TO TRULY BE FORGIVEN BY ASPODFUIS YOU MUST KILL YOUR FIRSTBORN WITH A LIVE CHICKEN WITH A STICK OF DYNAMITE LODGED INTO IT'S THROAT! SUCH IS THE WORD OF ASPODFUIS! IN THE EYS OF ASPODFUIS ALL IS ALREADY LOST, THIS FOOLISH WORLD SHALL SOON BE PLUNGED INTO MADNESS, AND ASPODFUIS SHALL SHATTER THE HEADS OF HIS ENEMIES! AND BLOOD SHALL STAIN THE HANDS OF YOU WHO WALK IN YOUR GUILTY WAYS! AS TRUE AS IT IS NOW AS IT WAS WHEN IT WAS WRITTEN BY THE GREAT ASPODFUIS! ALL HAGL ORDET AV ASPODFUIS FOR SOM HAN ER DET HELLIGSTE AV ALL! FOR NÅR ASPODFUIS TRER FREM ER DAGEN AV REPENTANCE! and on a totally unrelated topic... THE SPACE MONKEYS OF TIME ARE WATCHING! YOU CANNOT ESCAPE THE SPACE MONKEYS..... THE SPACE MONKIES ARE FOREVER OMNIPRESENT WITHIN YOUR MIND! BWA HA HA HA HA HA!  THEN THE MONKIES WILL TELL YOU TO SMELL THE CHEESE OF TIME! for the stench it emits is madening, bwa ha ha escape the cheeses is not an option you have, GLA BWA CHAGLALALALALALALALA platters of cheese invading the planet with their cheese rays turning cities into blue cheese bwa ha ha escape death by cheese you cannot. BWA HA HA TOO MUCH CHEESE GLA! bwa ha ha crazy cheese cyborgs from dimension 1-800-3355-TMN oh god your tuned to BBMMN, the big bad monster movie network, arghhh the horror blah blah blah *changes channel*  don't touch that dial... your tuned to the commercial channel, all commercials all the time, HOURS AND HOURS OF WORTHLESS PRODUCTS TO ROT YOUR SCHEEEMY LITTLE MIND..... forever.. BWA HA HAH A. no the TV has been possesed by cheese oh god its comng for me, glah its infecting me ahhhhhhh! bleh SNHEEHEHAHAHAJSLKFHUHO *is engulfed by cheese* bwa ha ha it never ends for space the cheese shall travel into a galacy far far away, OH GOD attack of the cheese cyborgs what will we do. no not yoda (yoda is cut in half by sword of cheese) BLAH! fweh fweh fweh fweh fweh the cheese says gleh can you feel the power of cheese.... INSIDEYOURMIND! the stench ,lines of cheese arghh theyre turning into blades of death and are slicing people up ahrgrhrghgha no my childrenblarghhh no mommmy help a scary knife of cheese yarghahhhha....... FRANKENCHEESE IS COMING! blah the villagers cannot destroy frankencheese an his mighty cheese missiles of extreme death to the upmost of extremes. glah frankencheese engages missile mode, missiles fling everywhere BWA HA HA coat the towns in cheese all must persih..... MWA GA HA GLA KA FWADAMAZOO. cheese oh god the sun is emitting cheese rays of death oh the funky horror, bleh the beams of chaos and smell only rivaled by a mass of cheese alone can be fought off by captain anti-cheese and the warriors of the cheeseball. bwa ha ha cheese powers unite! GLEH together they form the ultimate fighting mech......... CHEESEBORG Z 9000. bwa ha ha the sun tranforms and has arms and legs of cheese for the boiling cheese scalds all, bwa cheeseborg is to weak and melts at the mighty stenchlines of fury of the sun of many cheese molded into one! THE CHEESE IT SCREAMS FOR FORGIVENESSS YARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! BWA BWA BWA! matecti gleshnood as ther cheese of time makes time go backwards and attacks the cavemen for they must be hurled into the vortex of eternal cheese. AROO! the cavemens puny spears are no match for galgor the mighty cheese, gleh gleh gleh arghh 16th century bwa galgor the mighty cheese attacks napoleon bot 7000 in an ultimate battle of death, napolean uses his mighty eye beam to melt cheeseborg z but they are futile for cheeseborg fires a death cheese beam of funky forgiveness to maximum smelch. napolean dives out of the way and self detonates into a gigantic hammer and sicle how then run into the hills skipping singing tra la la la la, BWA WARP RIFT! omg it's WW2, cheese borg attacks hitler and his army! HITLER MAD! HITLER SMASH! GET REVENGE ON WORLD! THEN HITLER GOES HUGE! and then Hitler shouts kazamazoo and fires a massive nostril death ray, CHEESEBORG IS NOT MIGHTY ENOUGH TO WITHSTAND IT AND SHOUTS "ICH LEBEN!" and explodes in a death cheese ray. then when they thought it was over. A gigantic version of the wrestler Chyna flies in from space and Hitler and Chyna have a huge battle in tokyo. AHHH HITLER! Chyna uses a shika-doom death ray on hitler and misses hitting a group of schoolchilren! "ICH LEBEN!" hitler goes into ultra doom mode turbo glentoooooga Z 50000. Hitlon 9000 fires his idiot seeking missiles and Chyna and they hit. but chyna is full of hot air and explodes propelling the planet into certain doom into the sun off cheese which hasn't cooled off thus burning everyone on the planet. THEN THE UNIVERS SAYS BLAH! AND THE CHEESE UNIVERSE COLLIDES INTO THE NORMAL UNIVERSE AND PEOPLE MUTATE! ITS THE HOUSE OF THE CHEESE! bwa nooo blam blam die cheese zombie no yarghh. suddenly the universe collapses on itself the end. THEN THE SPACE MONKIES WILL EVOLVE INTO Super Powered Flying Fluffy Canabolistic Radioactive spidermonkies. and then they should make a poll where you ahve to tell what cheese smell you like the lower bottom left portion of you toast to smell like and then joseph stalin will materialize on your bratwurst and march around and mystically a whole bunch of tiny russian will apear, then then then some weird stuff will happen and a huge epic battle will unfold on your breakfast table, and then cheese parfait (if that even exists or makes sense) will form a faction called the coalition of cheese, and mini stalin, and mini hitler will ally against the coalition of cheese, and then and then tiny spaceships will attack from many places not so much at once as in one not at a time after another before the one after the one that was twice removed and then hitler will shout "Keine Katze, die meine Huhn Topf Torte ist!" and then the borg will come to your doorstep dressed as people wanting to sell you a juicer for the low low price of ninety nine, ninety five. then you will say no! then they will say! BLAR IT IS A GLASS FULL OF SUNSHINE! and then you will try it, then you will agree, then they will cut off your head when you turn to get your wallet, but instead you don't die, and then Lenin rises again and walks around like a zombie and chants "must crush capitalism" then a person will say BlARGH! then I will say CHARG! then you will say FYARGH! then a massive death ray will fire into the ocean, and it will cause a massive 90 foot version of the wrestler "the rock" to come to life and attack and the army will like send f-15s at him, and he will say BLURRGRHRGRH and swipe at them and make them go boom, then they'll fire a nuke at him, but it'll only make him radioactive and fire death rays from his eyes, then he will sneeze, then god will let forth a mighty hork and strike him done with a holy spitball of the apocalyps and then the little dog toto from the yellow brick road will conour and rule the planet and all wiwll bow to him and there is nothing you can do about it. Then they will tell you Imagine if u will, a zone where there is an on going battle between a cat and mouse. fast forward to the the future, there is lots of explosions and partial nudity and they became bionic and there is like alot of explosions, and crazy stuff, and then they have to team up to fight a giant robot for control of thailand. then they like fire missiles at each other, then some battleing seizure robots warp in and they give everyone seizures, then toto from the yellow brick road comes in and he is like DOW DOW DOW DOW DOW! and teh robots retalliate with th eir chain guns! AND ZOOM! DAKKA DAKKA! KA-BOOM! then the mouse goes into crazzy mode and morphs into super ultimate battle armor engaged! then he flies and fires missiles into one of the robots and it explodes taking out 1/28 of thailand. then thailand is actually and even bigger robot and starts walking around shooting stuff, then hitler comes back to life and shouts "HITLER MAD! HITLER SMASH, GET REVENGE ON WORLD!" then he battles thailand for control of the planet, then fredrick tatum comes in and starts boxing with woody allen, then woody allen shoots him, then the mouse pokes the cat in the eye, and the cat explodes, so the mouse gains 10000 points, but the mouse is taken out by the explosion adn loses 1000000 points, so the cat wins......