WEIRD CONVERSATIONS

What would you do if you had a million dollars

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rexthewonderdawg=Sean
atomicdawl100=samantha

rexthewonderdawg: what would you do if you had a million dollars
atomicdawl00: um, probly steal it from u y
rexthewonderdawg: but how would you steal it from me if you had it to begin with, read what i said
atomicdawl00: o
atomicdawl00: haha, i thought if U had a million dollars
rexthewonderdawg: "rexthewonderdawg: what would you do if you had a million dollars"
atomicdawl00: o haha, nvm
atomicdawl00: um........
rexthewonderdawg: make up your mind
atomicdawl00: .............i'd leave this damn place, and probly live with ari somewhere, if she'd come with me, and a couple of other ppl who will remain nameless
rexthewonderdawg: ok
atomicdawl00: what would u do
rexthewonderdawg: id move doqwn to LA and buy a house with a 5 car garage and fill the garage with old caddy's and oldsamobiles
rexthewonderdawg: that and make a pool full of jello
atomicdawl00: lol
atomicdawl00: cool
rexthewonderdawg: what a bout you, what would you do with a million dollars?
atomicdawl00: i just told u
rexthewonderdawg: no u didnt
atomicdawl00: ok...i'd buy a gun and shoot u
atomicdawl00: atomicdawl00: .............i'd leave this damn place, and probly live with ari somewhere, if she'd come with me, and a couple of other ppl who will remain nameless
rexthewonderdawg: one question, what kind of gun
atomicdawl00: m-16
rexthewonderdawg: see, ur lying, anyone can do what you just did
rexthewonderdawg: why m-16, they wiegh so much
atomicdawl00: i donno
atomicdawl00: any gun
rexthewonderdawg: id stick with a pistol
atomicdawl00: i was jk u dumbfuck
rexthewonderdawg: i figure 12 shots is enough to kill a person
atomicdawl00: or one
atomicdawl00: but sure

atomicdawl00: i'd just shoot u in the head
atomicdawl00: it would work
rexthewonderdawg: either that or id go for 5 grenades
rexthewonderdawg: and a kinfe
atomicdawl00: .........ok
rexthewonderdawg: actually, shooting someone in the head doesnt mean their dead
rexthewonderdawg: y step dad was shot three times in the head, and hes still alive
rexthewonderdawg: my*
atomicdawl00: I GIVE UP
atomicdawl00: i'd buy a poodle with a million dollars
rexthewonderdawg: does that mean i win
rexthewonderdawg: dman
atomicdawl00: lol
rexthewonderdawg: damn*
atomicdawl00: haha
rexthewonderdawg: youd buy a poodle, what can top that
atomicdawl00: a toy poodle
rexthewonderdawg: i know id buy a paper clip and kill you poodle bye stabbing its eyes out
rexthewonderdawg: that was just gross
atomicdawl00: yes it was, but my poodle would be trained to either A) fight back.... B) bite u ..... or C) run away
atomicdawl00: probly C)
rexthewonderdawg: well, id have a poodle eye seeking paper clip thrower and shoot a poodle eye seeking paper clip at you poodle
atomicdawl00: haha
atomicdawl00: my poodle has poodle eye seeking paper clip thrower shields
rexthewonderdawg: u just cant win
atomicdawl00: HA!
atomicdawl00: k fine, i'll just have to eat my poodle
atomicdawl00: so u cant kill it
atomicdawl00: HA! who wins now
rexthewonderdawg: ok, well id also have a poodle eye seeking paper clip thrower shield destroying pistol
rexthewonderdawg: that and a bottle of laxaties
rexthewonderdawg: so after you ate the poodle, i could give you the laxatives, and it would slide right out
atomicdawl00: yea, well i'd have a poodle eye seeking paper clip thrower invincible shield...with laser guns to kill ur pistols, and laxaties
atomicdawl00: HA!
atomicdawl00: takwe that
atomicdawl00: *take
atomicdawl00: my poodle is water proof
atomicdawl00: did i say that
rexthewonderdawg: oh yeah well id make all my poodle eye seeking paper clip throwing utensils and give the paper clip double super invincible laser proof atomic warhead tipped goodness. that makes me win no matter what
atomicdawl00: ok, fine
atomicdawl00: i'll just buy another poodle
rexthewonderdawg: so that means i have a poodle eye seeking paper clip throwing double super invinsible laser proof atomic warhead tipped super poodle killer with replenishable ammo and the super dooper XKFHGR904835756498 intercooler so that it has rapid fire. and it also has a pentium twenty bazillion so that it can fire faster than the speed of light and also shoot through s can of spam. all this would be incomplete without a squirrel seeking rocket launcher attachment so that i could kill all the poodles you buy
atomicdawl00: ...
atomicdawl00: <<_<<
atomicdawl00: uumm...i have to go
atomicdawl00: lol...fine
rexthewonderdawg: ok bye
rexthewonderdawg: u lose
atomicdawl00: *buys a fish*
atomicdawl00: HA!!!!
atomicdawl00: i have a fish
atomicdawl00: not a poodle
atomicdawl00: take that
rexthewonderdawg: that fish will drownd
atomicdawl00: fish live in water...
atomicdawl00: ......dont they?
rexthewonderdawg: they can still drownd
rexthewonderdawg: they breathe air ou of the water
rexthewonderdawg: out*
rexthewonderdawg: so ha
rexthewonderdawg: u should go now
atomicdawl00: i was jk
rexthewonderdawg: before i take your dignity too
atomicdawl00: i dont have to go
atomicdawl00: ........ >:-(
atomicdawl00: gggrrrrrrrrrrr
atomicdawl00: >:o=-O
atomicdawl00: u wont get away next time
rexthewonderdawg: id advise for your sake, we forget this ever happened
atomicdawl00: *buys......a mouse*
rexthewonderdawg: do you forget, my poodle eye seeking paper clip throwing double super invinsible laser proof atomic warhead tipped super poodle killer with replenishable ammo and the super dooper XKFHGR904835756498 intercooler so that it has rapid fire. and it also has a pentium twenty bazillion so that it can fire faster than the speed of light and also shoot through s can of spam. has a squirril seeking rocket launcher attachment, that seeks all animals smaller than a squirrel
atomicdawl00: damn u
atomicdawl00: *buys......a dinosaur named fred*
rexthewonderdawg: hey, dont get me started with your gay dinosaur named fred
atomicdawl00: my gay dinosaur named fred is a she thank u very much
atomicdawl00: and shut up
rexthewonderdawg: ok dont get me started with you gay dinosaur named fred that loves other women
rexthewonderdawg: fine, ill shut up.....:'( *walks away*
atomicdawl00: *...........*
atomicdawl00: hey, u killed my poodles, and my mouse, and ur makiing fun of my gay dinosaur who is a she named fred
atomicdawl00: *chokes on poodle tail*
atomicdawl00: ok, that story is over now

as you can plainly tell rexthewonderdawg wins, no question about it