OWS: Obsessive Waxing Syndrome
So you like to wax your car? Maybe you wax your car once a week. Twice? Three times? More? It is a fact that around half of all people are afflicted with the life consuming condition known as OWS. While waxing your car is important and natural, overwaxing can cause many undesirable outcomes. If you feel you may be afflicted, it is recommended that you read on to our SYMPTOMS section.
I. SYMPTOMS
Do you wax your car more than 10 times a week?
Do you wax your car so often you can finish in under 30 seconds?
Has waxing your car become one of your only reasons to live?
Do you explore new techniques to wax your car, maybe even consulting online references?
Have you waxed your car right handed, left handed, backhanded, and with both hands at the same time?
II. EFFECTS
The serious condition known as OWS can cause many undesired problems like the following:
Waxing your car extensively can cause damage to the exterior.
This condition can quickly become an obsession and an addiction, consuming massive amounts of time in one's lifetime.
Social implications like a reduced desire of interpersonal socialization, increased illegal activity, and possibly even depression are also extremely dangerous.
