*Walk in step with guard/band friends
*You get estatic when you hear a song you've done a show to in the past
*You can jazz run, do dropspins, and keep up a conversation all at once
*You hate cheerleaders
*You ride around in a school bus more than in your car
*You take over guys bathroom when the girls bathroom is full
*You insist that your crutches will not affect your marching ability, and what do you mean I can't spin with broken arms?!
*You went to every school football game but never paid for one
*You can change into your uniform anywhere
*You can do your hair and make-up anywhere
*You learn to yell back at the football team
*You know that 1 more time really means 15 more times
The 'HIT' Point System
On the field, if you hit...
A Flute = 10 points
A Clarinet = 10 points
A Saxophone = 15 points
A Trumpet = 20 points
A Trombone = 25 points
A Baritone = 35 points
A Sousaphone = 50 points
A Drummer = 55 points
A Drum Major = 65 points
The Band Director...RUN!
Colorguard New Year's Resolutions
*I WILL NOT watch colorguard videos for more than 4 hours a day
*I WILL remember that my equipment is inatament and does not need a name
*I WILL NOT make fun of cheerleaders especially during football games
*I WILL get over my phase of talking to my equipment after all does it ever talk back?
*I WILL find time to hang out with my 'non' guard friends
