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.....At first there was nothing.....




And then there was....


Vegeta!!

 
Yes this Vegeta toy was manufactured in the great imaginary land of Taiwan, where you always hear about it, yet never seen it, even on a map. Vegeta came in this packing, which he called his statis cell created by Megatron, because he thought he was so powerful, Megatron locked him up in this invisible force field. Vegeta was born on Planet Bed, whereas Megatron ruled Planet Drawer. On Planet Bed there was no one as strong as Vegeta, and he even turned Super Saiyan:

Before and After.

And so our tale begins:

On a distant planet... 5 feet away from Planet Drawer, was the unkept and untidy Planet Bed, home planet of the unflexible figurines, and the prince of the planet, VEGETA.


Prince Vegeta

 


This prince was very strong, he was so strong he learned how to reach the super powerful form of Super Saiyan, which turned his hair golden/blond and he was a lot stronger, in fact he was the strongest in the Galaxy of Lazar's Room (except for the God Lazar that is, he could mind control each and every toy there).

One day while eating grapes, Vegeta had a letter delivered to him wich was a declaration of war from Megatron and the Transformer Forces. Vegeta knew his planet could not withstand the attack of the fearsome missle launching Transformer Toys, so he set out to take on Megatron himself. He flew in the Lego airship all the long way to Planet Drawer, the trip lasted 3.04 seconds. Vegeta hopped out of the airship and was greeted by 4 Transformers, all armed with plastic missles and ready to take out Vegeta.

"So you want a piece of the Prince of Bed, huh?!" Vegeta yelled as he turned Super Saiyan.

Vegeta Super Saiyan

 

After much ass-kicking on Vegeta's part, he beat up the 4 Transformers guarding the Castle of Megatron. He was very wounded, and then looked like this:

Vegeta injured

 

He decided to run up the castle stairs instead of fly, because he thought he needed the exercise and was getting a little flabby.

"Megatron get your fat mechanical ass out, clown!" yelled Vegeta in angry mode.

"Ah Vegeta, decided to attack head on did you?" said the bad-ass Megatron.

Megatron is all his Tyrannosaurus Bad-Assness.

Megatron used his super special move called "Turn-into-kid-move" and turned Vegeta into a kid.

Vegeta Kid

"What is the meaning of this?!?!" said Vegeta.

"Muahaha, I have turned you into a child so you no longer have the ability to turn Super Saiyan." said Megatron evily.

But then, when everything seemed hopeless, DANDANDANNN

Guest appearance: Sticky (copyright Tyson)

Sticky arrived.

"Not so fast there, Mega-asshole." said Sticky.

"Hiiiiiyaaaa!!" and Sticky preformed his super special move, in which he throws imitation Von Biatch hats and destroys his opponent.

Stickys Signature Imitation Von Biatch hat throw move:

"Noooooo!! Defeated I am!!! But I'll take you with me!!" yelled Megatron.

He initiated the bedroom self destruct sequence, which was conveniently located near the light switch. But when all seemed desperate, Sticky tried one last Von Biatch hat move, and Megatron exploded.

"I must thank you for your assistence, Lord Sticky" Vegeta said.

"No problemo, it's a good thing I was buying those Porn magazines near this roo--uhh yeah, no problem. Well my job here is done." said Sticky as he walked into the horizon.

"NOT SO FAST" yelled a distant figure.

It was...

...Mr. Halliburton!!

"FOOL! You think you can sign up for atheletic leadership without passing my volleyball test first!?!?!?" he yelled angrily.

"uhhh..." groaned Vegeta and Sticky.

Mr. Halliburton jumped 20 feet into the air, started screaming and turned Super Saiyan.

Halliburton Super Saiyan

He then created an energy volley ball and spiked it extremely hard while yelling: "HALLIBURTON HAMMMEERRRR". The spike was so powerful it blew up the whole room.

"Foolish mortals, when will you ever learn?..." Halliburton said all bad-assly, and crossed his arms while he flew into the horizon.

THE END

Stay tuned for the next exciting episode of The Life and Time's of One of Lazar's Toys.
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