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NOTE: This piece of shit website is saddly out-dated and was done in five minutes by me in christmas break 2003 cause we had to make a site for computer class, so half of everything I said here, I was either influenced by gay-ass shit punk music or on some sort of alcoholic beverage. Take no note of this crap and read the only article in the article section. TRANSFORMERS: ROLL-OUT
Title: Long time no update
By: Lazar (my email address)
Date: Jan something, 2004
Man it's been a long time since I last updated. So to make up for it, I will show ye a crappy animated crab soon, and you have my permission to view the kick ass images I finally put. Also, the second part of my Toy Series will come featuring more Haliburton, and a ultra kickass video will come soon, muahahha.
Title: Pages updated
By: Lazar A.K.A. Site-Ass-Kicker
Date: Dec. 2003
I added some new stuff to the pages, and the Toy series thing will
continue. Edited pages:
Shows
Music
and added that kick-ass rollover thing on the site wars that shows the
picture of the person who owns the site, as well as a marquee and motto. Now
have a floppy disk sandwich, and drink it down with some peanut butter.
Title: Dylan
By: Lazar A.K.A. Site-Ass-Kicker
Date: Dan. 2003
Well the site has been...
changed, by Dylan, but all changed back. Dylan, try UPDATING YOUR site,
instead of MINE. And as for me not photoshopping,
My work:

Dylans work:

You decide.
Also I have come to the
conclusion that "Dragula - Rob Zombie" is the new best song ever. Download
and change your name to Green Eggs and Ham.
Title: Long list of stuff
By: Lazar A.K.A. Site-Ass-Kicker
Date: Dec. 2003
Long time since an update,
tons of new stuff, finished episode one of an article called:
The
Life and Times of One of Lazar's Toys, very cool and if you don't read
it, consider yourself not cool. Added new pages, Tim
and Nick V have been added to the cool, and I've noticed many sites be
stealing this layout I made, but it is no matter, just shows how ass kicking
this site is. Since Nick and Tim are not in the Site Wars and have linked
me, and are cool, I have linked them back. Visit them. Images will be up
soon, my biography thing will be done, and more episodes to come. Also, go
to Dylans site and vote for who you think rules the site war.
Title: Pages and Crap
By: Lazar A.K.A. Site-Ass-Kicker
Date: Dec. 2003
Added the new COOL: Nick, Joe, and Newman. More to come, and here is a sum up of tyler:
Tylon of the Yukon
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Title: New stuff
By: Lazar A.K.A. Site-Ass-Kicker
Date: Dec. 2003
Editing some stuff and will then add new pages now be happy and dance with a chicken.
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Title: Pages Up
By: Lazar (my email address)
Date: Jan. 17, 2004
More pages will be up soon, nyahaha, don't
I rule? Visit the other sites in the site war to know of my ruleness.
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Title: Opening
By: Lazar A.K.A. Site-Ass-Kicker
Date: Dec. 2003
Yes I am open, to join in the site wars,
and kick the virtual ass of every other site there is. Test new crap thing.
This is an assignment for computer class where we have to make a site about
our life and what we like and that crap. Anywhoo this is it.
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