This is ONE genuine human mother
The old bird's got high mileage, but runs good
You can purchase her whether you are based in the USA,
UK, Europe or Australasia
Bid now!
She has put up with much in her life:
Particularly her son the horker of Section 3 Row U
tickets for the reformed Duran Duran fivesome in concert in
California, USA with Simon Le Bon, Nick Rhodes, John Taylor
Roger Taylor and Andy Taylor, as well as copyright-infringed
tee shirts.