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Well if you are a proud stoner raise your bongs and celebrate. Sry this web page sucks right now. but i Promise on weed that i will make this worth your while. SO please come see this site again. Thx.. Hope you have fun so far.. and keep token it up..
"Stoners live and stoners die, But
in the end we all get high.
So if at first you don't suceed,
Fuck it all and smoke some weed!"
HOROSCOPES FOR THE WEEK(hightimes)
-- June 26 through July 3 --
Pisces (Feb. 23 – March 20): ): It’s hot, it’s cold, it’s wet, it’s dry… no it’s not the weather, it’s your personality. I’m not sure if pot is helping your mood swings or making them worse. Quit for a week and find out.
Aries (March 21 – April 20): Start carrying some Dove wipes and Purell around with you this filthy summer. And your stoner friends aren’t the cleanest either. Make sure to wash hands fully after being near them. Don’t even think about sharing a joint with their dirty mouths. Keep clean this year, be selfish.
Taurus (April 21 – May 20): It is so hot that those wavy-lines mirages on the street are beginning to resemble air-conditioned movie theaters. Stick your head in freezer and cool your jets for a bit. Then take a nice cool hit from the bong filled with ice instead of water. Talk about relaxing...
Gemini (May 21 – June 21): Thank god for dreads, braids and not having to be considered a skinhead anymore if you're bald. This is the summer of no hair… or hidden hair. No frizz, no Sun-In, nothing, just your head and the air. Unless you have bugs in your hair. Then it’s you, bugs and the air.
Cancer (June 22 – July 20): Wearing next to nothing may look good and, hell, I’m sure can feel good too when it’s over 70 degrees, but show a little bit of class (not ass) when donning your summer wear. Remember that smoking can make you bloated sometimes and a short skirt may become a belt in no time. Be a smoker-aware dresser
Leo (July 21 – Aug. 21): Seriously now, what s the deal with flip-flops? You know, this isn’t a dorm shower. Not only is there feces (human and animal) everywhere, but there’s trash, and food, and roaches, and dirt. Have you ever looked at your feet after walking around in them? It’s like you are wearing black socks. If you are not a wearer of flip-flops then I give you the honor and right to step on people’s feet who are…especially at rock shows. Break their toes.
Virgo (Aug. 22 – Sept. 20): It’s finally started to warm up and you are still single and lonely. It’s a great time to place a personal ad with this weather. You can go romping about for margaritas, or spark one in the park and feed fat pigeons. As sad as a personal ad is… so is sitting home on an 90 degree day.
Libra (Sept. 21 – Oct. 22): Now the weather’s hot you need to shower more often. People are starting to light scented candles because of you. You are sweating weed out of every pore in your body.
Scorpio (Oct. 23 – Nov. 23): Put in your air conditioning yourself this year. People are tired of moving you, cleaning your house, doing your laundry, killing your vermin, smoking your bowl for you. This job is a sole Scorpios. We’re tired of being your slave. This summer find a new cabana boy.
Sagittarius (Nov. 24 – Dec. 24): Well you didn’t lose that weight in time for the ol’ sun to come rip-roaring by. Guess you’ll either have to wear a boatload of moo-moos, vertical stripes or black. All of which are not made for the sun. Note to self: Smoke lots of herb and do not give a damn.
Capricorn (Dec. 25 – Jan. 21): Hot fun in the summertime…it’s the best time to have a one-night stand or three. When it’s warm out and the world is high, everyone wants a piece of action and though you may not be way up there on the totem pole for sex, if you put yourself out there, they will come. No pun intended.
Aquarius (Jan. 22 – Feb. 22): For this hot summer, make sure you got a membership to the pool. Or buy a crowbar at ACE hardware and knock the lock off of a hydrant. Prepare to hear Will Smith’s Summertime about 7 billion times this summer. And make plans to eat pot brownies the 4th Of July… ah, warm weather.
