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So, what's up with SNF? Well, dears, we're busy little beavers, to be blunt, no puns intended. Okay, maybe they were a little intended. We're busy Jacking a lot of the time, we get distracted. Squee squees when she is Jacked. Also, Porkums has a painfully slow internet connection, and, sadly, is the most informed on "how to make a website". Weoooo! That's about it. WAIT! THERE IS AN UPDATE! Straight from the massive hiccuping diaphragm of a Squee comes...
THE HONORARY DOUCHE OF THE WEEK!!!!!!
THE CODY SLAUSON
Straight from the gyrating tongue of the Porkums: "CODEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!"
Soon To Come: The Duke Of Douche's revolutionary essay on the wonder that is The Dildonic Douchatron; ladies be prepared!
Tune in next time for... SUPERSQUIRT NEWSCAST!!!!!
