Bubba Is a funny, obeese, money-hungry blue freak. He looks like he was drawn by picasso or somethin', ya' know? Like he's kind o' shapely challenged. But oh well. He owns and operates the local store. The only store in SomeWhere Town, beleave it or not. He gets a lot of bussiness on weekends, but usually just stands behind the counter sighing and going crazy by himslef on weekdays. You'll be surprised what he'll do for a sale. He even chased a squirell up a tree once with a bag of acorns trying to make some spare change. He ended up fallin' out, I think...